Vander Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Granted. Your book has terrible writing skills. I wish for an Irish wristwatch. Granted. You are now blind, and as such unable to tell the time. I wish to get every curse the Nightwatcher can possibly give me.
senick67 he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Granted you are the most misfortune person alive and everything around you crumble to nothing and you die. I wish that I can have Honor's shard repaired and fixed so we can stop Odium.
Vander Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Granted you are the most misfortune person alive and everything around you crumble to nothing and you die. I wish that I can have Honor's shard repaired and fixed so we can stop Odium. No no no! You have to grant the wish and then do something that renders the granting completely useless! I call cheats! *pouts like a six-year-old*
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 granted. it happens 600000000000000000000000000000 years after you die Granted. Your book has terrible writing skills. I wish for an Irish wristwatch. i wish my book had good writing skills.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 You now hold the Shard of Odium, and all other Shards Odium Splintered are irreparable. Insensitive has misinterpreted my wish, I wish to live the life of everybody in the Cosmere, from spren to dragons, to live the lives of Hoid, the Heralds, the Shards, even Adonalsium him(it?)self.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) i wish my book had good writing skills.Granted. It is unable to write.I already posted my boon, so... Edited November 29, 2015 by Stormgate
Ookla the Absent Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 No no no! You have to grant the wish and then do something that renders the granting completely useless! I call cheats! *pouts like a six-year-old* Nah, you don't. People just usually do. I usually don't, more scope that way.
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 granted. you experiance that as well. i wish i was an epic named wheatley.
Ookla the Absent Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) Granted. You keep forgetting your power. 'cause you don't have one I wish for more rice. Edited November 29, 2015 by Ookla the Grotesque
Stormgate he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) Granted. You now have twice as many grains of rice as you recieved the previous day, starting with one grain of rice. Within a few months, you are drowning in the stuff. I wish to have a dragon. A real, flying, fire-breathing dragon. Edited November 29, 2015 by Ookla the Stormgate
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) granted. it eats you. i wish i could deflect curses of any kind. Edited November 29, 2015 by Ookla the insensitive
Vander Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Nah, you don't. People just usually do. I usually don't, more scope that way. Ah, okay. Fair, fair. granted. it eats you. i wish i could deflect curses of any kind. Very well. You are unable to do anything apart from deflecting curses. I wish to be able to channel the One Power (after the cleansing of saidin) without limit.
Oversleep Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Also, isn't it stated that the curse doesn't have to necessarily render the wish useless? They doesn't have to be connected.
DreamEternal Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Also, isn't it stated that the curse doesn't have to necessarily render the wish useless? They doesn't have to be connected. True. And if we were being loyal to the books, we would have to try to find curses that are proportional to the wish, not extremely greater.
Vander Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Also, isn't it stated that the curse doesn't have to necessarily render the wish useless? They doesn't have to be connected. True. And if we were being loyal to the books, we would have to try to find curses that are proportional to the wish, not extremely greater. Hmm... I misspoke there, though I'm having trouble with what to say... "renders the gift obsolete"? Nah,
DreamEternal Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Hmm... I misspoke there, though I'm having trouble with what to say... "renders the gift obsolete"? Nah, Would make most people regret?
NightBloodTheWorldHopper Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi. Granted but you cannot make anything else, food or otherwise. I wish for the ability to stop time at will and rewind it when I die.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 Granted. You now have sweaty palms whenever you look at another human being. I wish to be able to practice AonDor.
Clockwork he/him Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 Granted, but you are a cursed elantrian, not a blessed one. I wish for the ability to use all investures.
Kobold King he/him Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 Granted, but you become the protagonist of a Brandon Sanderson novel. Before you say "Awesome!", take a moment to think about what he puts his main characters through... I could really use an ice cream sundae right now. Make it happen, Nightwatcher.
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) granted. now that $403 ice cream will be charged from your account. and the ice cream was lost in the mail. just the ice cream though. the banana is also black and blue. i wish for a million dollars! no strings attached.(metaphorically speaking you turkeys. and physically speaking too I guess) Edited December 1, 2015 by warriormark16
Vander Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 Would make most people regret? That works! granted. now that $403 ice cream will be charged from your account. and the ice cream was lost in the mail. just the ice cream though. the banana is also black and blue. i wish for a million dollars! no strings attached.(metaphorically speaking you turkeys. and physically speaking too I guess) ... Physically too? Granted. You die in a freak bungee jumping accident. Oh, and Sadeas gets all your money. Congratulations, you just helped one of the most annoying people on Roshar. I wish for this wish not to be granted.
Baine he/him Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 No. I wish for Shovel Knight's next expansions to be released quickly. (It's a great game BTW.)
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 That works! ... Physically too? Granted. You die in a freak bungee jumping accident. Oh, and Sadeas gets all your money. Congratulations, you just helped one of the most annoying people on Roshar. I wish for this wish not to be granted. wow. that just happened No. I wish for Shovel Knight's next expansions to be released quickly. (It's a great game BTW.) it is released so quickly that the entire game blows up. i wish i didnt get a curse. .
Vander Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 No. s a great game BTW.) But... but... you granted my wish!
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