DreamEternal Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 The Nightwatcher denies your request and takes the candy for himself. I want Rithmatist to be Cosmere. Granted. Sadeas returns from the dead as a High Epic. I want Rithmatist to leave the cosmere. 1
Grey Knight Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 Granted. It ends up falling on you, killing you instantaneously. I wish Lopen was a Willshaper. 1
KnightGradient Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 Granted. He is now your least favorite character, and Sadeas is now your favorite.I wish to find a bead of Lerasium. 1
Zathoth Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, but you cant burn it. I wish to live in the cosmere.
sylphrena Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are now a cremling. I wish I could draw as well as Shallan. Edited September 10, 2015 by sylphrena 2
WayneSpren he/him Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 Sure. But creatures with anti-geometrical heads follow you everywhere. Granted. Sadeas returns from the dead as a High Epic.I want Rithmatist to leave the cosmere. That's Reckoners, not Rithmatist. I want The Knight's Awkward to rise again.
natc Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 Sure. But creatures with anti-geometrical heads follow you everywhere. That's Reckoners, not Rithmatist. I want The Knight's Awkward to rise again. But Rithmatist became Cosmere as the boon said. The curse doesn't have to have anything to do with the boon whatsoever, that's a known Nightwatcher fact.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 I want The Knight's Awkward to rise again.Your wish is granted, because we pretty much have by now. You now have very swollen fingers, and find it hard to type up posts forb a few weeks.I have a new nervous tick of rubbing my eyes way too much. Give me a boon.
An evil 545lighteyes he/him Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) You can now summon emotional spren on command. I wish to have a friend Edited September 11, 2015 by An evil 545lighteyes
Vinea she/her Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 Granted. But that friend would be Stick. I want to see Dalinar dance to Wrecking Ball.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 Ummmm. . . The Nightwatcher is thoroughly disturbed by your request, gives you a talent for speaking nonsense, and sends you home. I want to get my schoolwork done quickly today, so that I can goof off on the Shard more. 2
Baine he/him Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, but your internet dies. I wish that I could stop time so I could sleep in more.
Grey Knight Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Granted. You are forever stuck in a limbo world just like our own where you slowly starve but can never die. I wish for the alloy of lerasium and atium.
RippleGylf she/her Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, but burning it will cause you to die. I wish for my brother to stop annoying me.
Yata he/him Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 (edited) Granted, but now you can't use your five senses. I wish to have a Perfect Memory Edited September 12, 2015 by Yata 1
Grey Knight Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Granted. You go instantly insane from the flood of memories that enter into your head- most of which are not your own. I wish I had a good profile picture.
natc Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, but now I can't use your five senses. I wish to have a Perfect Memory Why would you be able to use his senses before this O_O
Yata he/him Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Why would you be able to use his senses before this O_O O.o Ops.....my mistake, post edited
WayneSpren he/him Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Granted. You go instantly insane from the flood of memories that enter into your head- most of which are not your own. I wish I had a good profile picture. The Nightwatcher cannot grant this request. 1
Windreader she/her Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, you find the 17th shard, but Chaos' Banhammer *slips* at Nightwatcher's bidding. I wish for a porpoise, along with the means to take care of it. I wish for Chaos' Banhammer to not slip.
Grey Knight Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Granted. He hits you with the ban hammer with all his might, banning your soul from existing. I wish for a tree.
WayneSpren he/him Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Granted. He hits you with the ban hammer with all his might, banning your soul from existing. I wish for a tree. It is a yellow tree. I want the Dark Alley to become friends with the Light Alley.
Grey Knight Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted. They eradicate each other in a pointless war, then, after meeting up in Damnation, agree that the eternal fires of torment are much more pleasant than the war. I wish I was a feruchemist.
WayneSpren he/him Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. They eradicate each other in a pointless war, then, after meeting up in Damnation, agree that the eternal fires of torment are much more pleasant than the war. I wish I was a feruchemist. You become one. You can only tap life, and there is no atium, so it doesn't help at all. I wish everyone watched Psych.
Jondesu he/him Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 I wish everyone watched Psych. Granted, but Ashton Kutcher and Miley Cyrus replace the lead actors. I wish I could understand babies cries. jW 1
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