Perrin Aybara he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 You receive a good book, but it's written in a strange alien language and there's no way to figure it out. Well, at least it will be something new... *Devil horns and evil grin* I wish for the ability to have an attractive human body that will never change. 1
natc Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 You receive a good book, but it's written in a strange alien language and there's no way to figure it out. Well, at least it will be something new... *Devil horns and evil grin* I wish for the ability to have an attractive human body that will never change. Your body is permanently reverse lashed. The way Fate/Zero would've done the world peace thing should it have worked in the end was kill every last human being, so meh. I wish my bane had turned some other town into an inferno? 2
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, you became Obliteration and destroyed Houston, Santa Fe, and San Diego after you are thrown out of the cosmere. I wish for Nightwatcher to have a sever lisp for eternity. 1
Windreader she/her Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, but she can hide it, and almost never allows visitors to hear it. If they hear it, she will curse them in such a way that they can't speak of it. I wish that the book I received from the Nightwatcher wasn't written in an alien language. I wouldn't turn down a book suggestion either... Edited February 27, 2015 by Windreader
Ynax he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the translation is all wrong and it makes the book not particulary good. (If you haven't read A Song of Ice and Fire or The Wheel of Time you should try those) I wish for 7 more of my favourite outfit so I can wear my favourite outfit everyday! Edited February 27, 2015 by Ynax
ChullRider he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but the translation is all wrong and it makes the book not particulary good. (If you haven't read A Song of Ice and Fire or The Wheel of Time you should try those) I wish for 7 more of my favourite outfit so I can wear my favourite outfit everyday! Granted. Everyone thinks you're wearing the same clothes everyday and then decides to stay as far away from you as possible. I wish for the ability to tell stories well, just as well as Hoid (Warbreaker Hoid).
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Granted but you tell them in Nalthian and no one can understand you. I wish to be able to control my anger problem. 1
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. You know have Panic Disorder. I wish that me and all of my friends spoke High Imperial as a second language. We can switch back to normal English whenever we want.
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Wasing the having of wanting. Notting the hearing of friends. Granted, but all of you go deaf. I wish to be able to understand completely how my actions will affect the world around me.
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) Wasing the having of wanting. Notting the hearing of friends. Granted, but all of you go deaf. I wish to be able to understand completely how my actions will affect the world around me. That was great. Good job.Granted. If you walk more than two-hundred steps in a day someone dies for every ten steps more you take. Since you are are aware of how your actions will affect the world, you will feel each of those deaths ripping through your soul. I wish that I could play the piano better than anybody ever could, living or dead. I can hear a song and immediately play what I hear without needing to see the notes and I can add cool flairs and spins on it. Edited February 27, 2015 by Sirce Luckwielder
Windreader she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, but you can only play something you've heard. You can't make sense of sheet music or write your own music. Granted, but the translation is all wrong and it makes the book not particulary good. (If you haven't read A Song of Ice and Fire or The Wheel of Time you should try those) I wish for 7 more of my favourite outfit so I can wear my favourite outfit everyday! Thanks, I did try The Wheel of Time, but couldn't finish book 3...I wish the translation wasn't wrong, so that the alien book is awesome. 2
ChullRider he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, but you can only play something you've heard. You can't make sense of sheet music or write your own music. Thanks, I did try The Wheel of Time, but couldn't finish book 3... I wish the translation wasn't wrong, so that the alien book is awesome. Granted, but you can no longer wish away your banes. I wish I was better at art.
Ynax he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, you can tell your Mona Lisa right away, but you can't do anything else art related thing better, just recognising it. I wish everybody on earth used the metric system and drove on the right hand side. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Granted. You lose the ability to understand the metric system and your car explodes in a blazing ball of fire. I wish for a gritty reboot of Barney the Dinosaur with guns, explosions, and hitmen.
Cheese United he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Granted. However the children and parent's of the world have you burned at the stake for what you did to their and thier children's, favorite shows. (Also, why?) I wish I could run faste
Kobold King he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Granted. However the children and parent's of the world have you burned at the stake for what you did to their and thier children's, favorite shows. (Also, why?) Media isn't about "why." It's about "why not?"
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you can't slow down ever, you have to run forever.I wish that Windreader could wish away his/her banes again (Because it's funny ) Edited March 1, 2015 by Voidus
Kobold King he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but you can't slow down ever, you have to run forever. I wish that Windreader could wish away his banes again (Because it's funny ) Indeed it is. (But isn't Windrunner a woman? )
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Indeed it is. (But isn't Windrunner a woman? ) Windrunner is a man, Windreader I don't know about, but I confused them for Windrunner
Windreader she/her Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Why yes, I am a woman. Granted, but you can't slow down ever, you have to run forever. I wish that Windreader could wish away his/her banes again (Because it's funny ) Granted! You get a mild rash on your elbow for two days. Hmmm, what to wish for. My last bane was removed already... I wish for a Shardhairbrush. Wait, my spren can turn into one, so I don't need that. Ignore that wish, please. I wish for... A supply of bendalloy to burn using powers I was granted by the Nightwatcher.
Shardmancer he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) Why yes, I am a woman. Granted! You get a mild rash on your elbow for two days. Hmmm, what to wish for. My last bane was removed already... I wish for a Shardhairbrush. Wait, my spren can turn into one, so I don't need that. Ignore that wish, please. I wish for... A supply of bendalloy to burn using powers I was granted by the Nightwatcher. How many wishes am I gonna grant you over here huh? You ask for bend alloy- so I shall give it to you. But unfortunately you now seem to go crazy every time you try and burn metals- and end up with Alzheimers because you don't know your limits. I ask for Infinite Knowledge, For Knowledge is power Edited March 1, 2015 by Shardmancer
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but you lack the necessary information filing and searching abilities to correctly access this information in any useful way and instead spontaneously blurt out random names and addresses.I wish to be able to channel a cleansed Saidin.
the Gleeman he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but you exist just prior to the breaking. I wish for a doorway to Narnia.
ZxlinkxZ he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but you exist just prior to the breaking. I wish for a doorway to Narnia. Granted, but you lose your ability to see when you walk into Narnia, but regain it when you leave. I wish for the ability to enter travel the world effortlessly.
Voidus Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, you have been turned into a plane and can neither choose where you travel nor experience any of the sights, sounds or smells.I wish that I had a power ring.
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