Curiosity he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. You must wear that costume for the next five weeks. I wish to be a Full Feruchemist in a place and time where Hemalurgy is unknown to everyone.
Ookla the Absent Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. You must wear that costume for the next five weeks. I wish to be a Full Feruchemist in a place and time where Hemalurgy is unknown to everyone. Granted, but there are no metals on this world. I wish I couldn't get surprised or confused. 1
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. You know how you have your dominant hand (the one you write with and such), and the other one is just crap at doing things? Both your hands are crap at doing things. I wish that I was ambidextrous. 1
Cold Fusion he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. However, your hands are now monkey hands, and you're now a monkey. I wish I could control machines with my mind and that they wouldn't be able to control me or hurt anyone I care about.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. You are capable of controlling all machines with your mind, and they are unable to hurt you or anyone you care about. For your curse: your eyeballs burst into flame and roast out of their sockets. I wish that my brain would automatically censor profanities.
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Half of what I say would either be silence or silly words. Granted, when it's censored you here strange animals noises ( I would sounds like a baboon who has a loose grasp on the English language.) I wish to be able to open gateways where and when I wish to where I wish. (That's a lot of wishes.) 1
happyman he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Half of what I say would either be silence or silly words. Granted, when it's censored you here strange animals noises ( I would sounds like a baboon who has a loose grasp on the English language.) I wish to be able to open gateways where and when I wish to where I wish. (That's a lot of wishes.) Granted. However, the gateways double as time machines and always take you to a time when the target area was extremely dangerous. (Seriously, you left yourself wide open.) I wish that everybody in the world see the sun as a type of tulip.
Ookla the Absent Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. It is a tulip. We all freeze and die. I wish: http://xkcd.com/1391/ 1
ChullRider he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. You get stomach cramps every time you start reading, and they wear off in 5 minutes. 5 minutes of sheer pain. I wish: http://invisiblebread.com/2012/06/genie/ (See the first panel)
Voidus Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. Everyone's possessions get sent to Normal, ILI wish that Brandon's writing speed was increased by 365x so we get a new 1-2 books a day.
Windreader she/her Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted! The Nightwatcher doesn't really want to curse you, but she must follow her rules... Everything looks blue. Imagine the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz, but blue. And everywhere. I wish to be able to laugh. 1
natc Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Hate to combo break, but you really gotta stop wishing your banes away. Nightwatcher be pissed. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted! The Nightwatcher doesn't really want to curse you, but she must follow her rules... Everything looks blue. Imagine the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz, but blue. And everywhere. I wish to be able to laugh. Granted. Your body is taken over by the spirit of an insane homicidal clown. You can only watch through eyes that used to be yours as your body smears itself with clown paint and embarks on a psychotic crime spree, laughing through every second of it. I wish to know without a shadow of a doubt whether the UFOs I saw one night were alien spacecraft.
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 (edited) Granted, they weren't. I'm sure in extraterrestrials had the knowledge for Interstellar space travel they'd have the knowledge to stay away from Earth and all the crazy people. Or at least cloaking and no position light on their craft, it's not like they're following FAA protocols to begin with. Your boon is that you will be trapped in a stasis cube until the Wheel spins back to basically the reset point. When you are released you must fend for yourself making your own tools. You're name will be Adam. (Actually if anyone could survive having to make their own tools it's probably you KK.) I wish I hadn't eaten a cold slice of pizza covered in Sriracha for breakfast... Edited February 14, 2015 by BreathTaker
Ookla the Absent Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. It was covered in hot sauce made from trinidad scorpian peppers instead. Your bane is that you don't know that... yet... I wish I was a sentiant, animated gargoyle. 1
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. It was covered in hot sauce made from trinidad scorpian peppers instead. Your bane is that you don't know that... yet... I wish I was a sentiant, animated gargoyle. Talk about a bane... I wonder how Scorpion peppers taste... ya know, before your face melts off like in Raiders. Also, I'm gonna have to invest in a bag of ice aren't I? Granted. Your bane is that it's Goliath in a rage, and he's a cartoon still (You did say animated) I wish for a bottle of tums to aid with my previous bane.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. 0.1% of all you earn is now donated to a charity you hate. I wish for a happy Valentine's Day for the entire 17th Shard! 1
Ookla the Absent Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Talk about a bane... I wonder how Scorpion peppers taste... ya know, before your face melts off like in Raiders. Also, I'm gonna have to invest in a bag of ice aren't I? "Aside from the heat, the Trinidad moruga scorpion has a tender fruit-like flavor, which makes it a sweet-hot combination." Wikipedia, has citation. Granted. But half of us are still single anyway. I wish I was good at puzzles. 1
Windreader she/her Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. You are amazingly good at puzzles, but your hair will forever be matted. Hate to combo break, but you really gotta stop wishing your banes away. Nightwatcher be pissed. I suppose so, but I'd rather not be possessed by a crazy clown. I wish to not be controlled by said clown.
Voidus Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, you are instead controlled by his brother, also a clown but one who only speaks in limericks. I wish I had perfect recall. 2
Ookla the Absent Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, but you can only speak with words that begin with the letter "A" I wish I could predict the future with 95% accuracy
Kobold King he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. You lost 95% of the memories of your past, and the remaining 5% you recall is entirely filled with all of the pain and bad days you've had in your life. I wish for a way to communicate with Kobold Kings of parallel universes. 1
Voidus Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. The only Kobold Kings who respond to your communications are sociopaths who won't stop making jokes about badminton.I wish for veto power over all of Nightwatcher's banes. 1
Patrick Star Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. The only Kobold Kings who respond to your communications are sociopaths who won't stop making jokes about badminton. I wish for veto power over all of Nightwatcher's banes. Granted. You have to constantly listen to Justin Bieber music, and cannot veto this bane. You won't last a day. I wish for a strawberry smoothie. 2
Voidus Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. You have to constantly listen to Justin Bieber music, and cannot veto this bane. You won't last a day. I wish for a strawberry smoothie. Granted. It's the best strawberry smoothie in the entire world. But you just lost your sense of taste. Granted. Every veto is overridden by a 2/3 vote from the Congress of Cultivationspren. I wish I had one of each item from the Brandon Sanderson Store. Granted. You had them. But then they were all destroyed as your room caught fire. I wish that it was snowing here.
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