ChullRider he/him Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 YEEEESSSS! STUDIO C! You like Studio C also? Amazing! Would you care for some LOBSTER BISQUE!?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to your house however and it blew up. Twice. I wish I had MM 3D Granted. All phones within a 20 foot radius of you disable and become unusable until those phones are out of that radius. As a result, people learn to stay away from you. I wish for a hardcover, mint-condition copy of Elantris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. It is enshrined in a bookstore in the city of Honiara, capital city of the Solomon Islands in the Pacific. You can pick it up and take it home as soon as you can get there. I wish for the ability to gain wishes via falling stars, tossing coins into wells, blowing out birthday candles, and all other folkloric methods of acquiring wishes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. For each wish you make, the Nightwatcher intervenes and gives you a bane as well. I wish to be able to tell if I'm awake or asleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but you forget how hair works and you become instantly confused at everyone's fancy hats. I wish for my dog's leg to stop hurting (he's being a big baby about it) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you forget how hair works and you become instantly confused at everyone's fancy hats. I wish for my dog's leg to stop hurting (he's being a big baby about it) Here's a shardblade. You can kill his leg so he can't feel it anymore.I wish to be an edgedancer. The Awesome kind. Edited February 7, 2015 by natc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. You join Cirque du Soleil and become an awesome acrobat, and dance on many edges. I wish I knew how hair worked again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. You join Cirque du Soleil and become an awesome acrobat, and dance on many edges. I wish I knew how hair worked again. Granted. You never get jokes. But don't worry, to make up for it you laugh at all the wrong time. I wish there was a soundtrack of songs for each Brandon Sanderson book. Just to clarify, I can still listen to them and they sound perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. It's all depressing dirges and didgeridoo solos. Except for anytime Hoid shows up. Then it turns into polka. I wish for a company to turn the SA into an epic television series. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. It's made by Ubisoft. When it's released, all the characters' faces are missing, and the whole thing looks like a crappy Tim Burton movie. I wish for a piece of chocolate cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Granted. You have a piece of cake, but cannot eat it too. I wish for the ability to write beautiful RP posts in the blink of an eye. Edited February 8, 2015 by Kobold King 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, you just have to wait for a snake to blink. I wish for I could go to the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, you just have to wait for a snake to blink. I wish for I could go to the moon. Granted. You are sent to one of the moons of 1SWASP J140747b, about 420 light years from Earth. You have no means of returning. I wish for the ability to command Daleks to do my bidding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snote Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are sent to one of the moons of 1SWASP J140747b, about 420 light years from Earth. You have no means of returning. I wish for the ability to command Daleks to do my bidding. Granted, but you can only think of mildly interesting things for them to do. I wish for enough magical prowess to have my most immediate desire manifest. Edited February 8, 2015 by snote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but you lose the ability to feel happiness. I wish for the Silvertongue abilities from Inkheart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snote Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but you lose the ability to feel happiness. I wish for the Silvertongue abilities from Inkheart. Granted, but only you can see your constructs. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. All life ends due to a massive collision. I wish to get jokes and not laugh at the wrong times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. You are sent to a Parallel Universe where Comedy is God. It is never the wrong time to laugh. I wish that I would be able to remember everything I've ever said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snote Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. You are sent to a Parallel Universe where Comedy is God. It is never the wrong time to laugh. I wish that I would be able to remember everything I've ever said. Granted, but you forget everything everyone else says. I wish I would automatically know any language. As soon as I hear it spoken, I am fluent in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. You are so fluent in so many languages, you speak them all at once, which ends up just confusing everybody. I wish I didn't have to over-grant people's wishes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. You're never Upvoted again. I wish I had time to do things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. You have the time, but you never use it. I wish to not be in an alternate universe and not laugh at the wrong times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv he/him Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. Your are not in in the alternate universe, but you laugh all the time. I wish to have a hamster (that won't eat me or my dear ones). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted Meet Boo, the giant space hamster and wisest of the wise and strongest of the strong, and shoots lasers out of his eyes. Whether that's part of the bane or not is up to you. I want a different hamster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I want a different hamster. Granted. Along with 99 other hamsters. I wish to be in perfect health. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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