Kobold King Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. Everything you touch from now on, including your clothes, family members, and your computer, will be transformed into charcoal. (You should look into the Reckoners RPG. Awesome members, an epic storyline, and no one can kill your character without permission. ) I wish for an indestructible rubber duck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. It takes over the world. I wish to have my livers back. One for the iguana half, one for my regular half. Edited January 28, 2015 by Windreader 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You can only burn duralumin, and can never find a good supplier. I wish to not have extra organs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You have no organs. You're a living skeleton named "Boney". I wish that Stormlight 3 would release. The waiting is killing me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. Stormlight 3 is released in New Zealand, Botswana, and Mongolia. Each book is printed in Ancient Greek. I wish for amazing dancing ability for prom when it comes up in a few months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You also fail a test of your choice. I wish to not be a skeleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted you're no longer a Skeleton, but you don't believe that. You completely convinced that you're still a Skeleton, to the point where you apologize to people for being made of bones. When you look down at yourself, you see bones. But everyone else see's skin, and (If you're wearing any,) Clothing. I wish for a working Portal gun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You lose the ability to speak, and if someone says anything involving the number three or triangles you will have a mental breakdown. I wish for the test I choose to fail to be for a class I am not taking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo 1 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 granted, and you now see everything upside down for the rest of you life. ( If I understand properly haw the nightwatcher operates, you ask her for a boon, she gives you what she thinks you deserve, and a curse to go along with it. In no canon case of the nightwatcher giving a boon does she give a curse that renders the boon worthless, it is simple bad enough that you don't feel like you got anything out of the exchange.) and I would like a fourth gen iPod touch that works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. It however is a transformer, and a Decepticon to boot. Sorry man, but looks like you might not live long. I wish that I could be a giant fire breathing chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo 1 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I make you a chicken breathing fire. (figure that one out.) I wish for an algorithm that will let me take control of all transformers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You have to put up with wheelie's obnoxious, squeaky voice all of the time. Trust me, that's worse than it sounds (get it, sounds? sorry). I wish that I could afford solar panels for my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo 1 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. you win the lottery, if you didn't play you win twice. you also have inch thick slabs of sun on you roof. I wish for sound suppressing earmuffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. They are screwed into your skull, and can never be removed lest you burst your head open. I wish for a loaf of gluten-free garlic bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, although it is crumbly and dry, since the Nightwatcher isn't a very good cook. I wish to have the power of flight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You can fly a nano moeter off the ground ( Is that even a real measurement? ) I wish I had some chocolate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but it's that bitter baker's chocolate. I wish to pass all of my classes, from now to when I graduate from college. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted However you forget all info from them once you pass I wish college were cheaper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted However you forget all info from them once you pass I wish college were cheaper Granted. All food you eat is now bland. I wish for a large, personal library, mostly full of Brandon Sanderson, Robert Jordan, and Tolkein's works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You have all of their works. However, Hoid came and ripped out the last hundred pages of each book. I'll leave someone else to make a wish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I wish to not believe I am a skeleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You no longer believe you're a skeleton. You also don't believe you have a skeleton. You go around constantly insisting your body is hollow. I wish for exactly $30,000 in unmarked $20 bills, to be delivered to me by a man wearing a mask and carrying the bills in a black Duffle Bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. The masked man gained $30, 000 by holding your family for ransom. The police track the money to you and have you thrown in prison. Your family members periodically visit your prison to give you stern looks from behind bulletproof glass. I wish for a deep sea submersible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 have a rock. You can drop it in challenger deep. I wish for better concentration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You can concentrate extremely well, but only when you're riding a unicycle down a busy free way juggling lemons with your brain I wish Photoshop made sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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