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Granted. Stormlight 3 is released in New Zealand, Botswana, and Mongolia. Each book is printed in Ancient Greek.

I wish for amazing dancing ability for prom when it comes up in a few months.

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Granted you're no longer a Skeleton, but you don't believe that. You completely convinced that you're still a Skeleton, to the point where you apologize to people for being made of bones. When you look down at yourself, you see bones. But everyone else see's skin, and (If you're wearing any,) Clothing.

 

I wish for a working Portal gun.

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Granted. You lose the ability to speak, and if someone says anything involving the number three or triangles you will have a mental breakdown.

 

I wish for the test I choose to fail to be for a class I am not taking.

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granted, and you now see everything upside down for the rest of you life.

( If I understand properly haw the nightwatcher operates, you ask her for a boon, she gives you what she thinks you deserve, and a curse to go along with it. In no canon case of the nightwatcher giving a boon does she give a curse that renders the boon worthless, it is simple bad enough that you don't feel like you got anything out of the exchange.)

and I would like a fourth gen iPod touch that works.

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Granted. It however is a transformer, and a Decepticon to boot. Sorry man, but looks like you might not live long.

I wish that I could be a giant fire breathing chicken

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Granted.  You have to put up with wheelie's obnoxious, squeaky voice all of the time.  Trust me, that's worse than it sounds (get it, sounds? sorry).

 

I wish that I could afford solar panels for my house.

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Granted. you win the lottery, if you didn't play you win twice. you also have inch thick slabs of sun on you roof.

I wish for sound suppressing earmuffs.

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Granted. They are screwed into your skull, and can never be removed lest you burst your head open.

 

I wish for a loaf of gluten-free garlic bread.

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Granted, although it is crumbly and dry, since the Nightwatcher isn't a very good cook.

 

I wish to have the power of flight.

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Granted. You can fly a nano moeter off the ground ( Is that even a real measurement? )

I wish I had some chocolate

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Granted, but it's that bitter baker's chocolate.

 

I wish to pass all of my classes, from now to when I graduate from college.

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Granted

However you forget all info from them once you pass

I wish college were cheaper

Granted. All food you eat is now bland.

I wish for a large, personal library, mostly full of Brandon Sanderson, Robert Jordan, and Tolkein's works.

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Granted. You have all of their works. However, Hoid came and ripped out the last hundred pages of each book.

I'll leave someone else to make a wish

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Granted. You no longer believe you're a skeleton. You also don't believe you have a skeleton. You go around constantly insisting your body is hollow.

 

I wish for exactly $30,000 in unmarked $20 bills, to be delivered to me by a man wearing a mask and carrying the bills in a black Duffle Bag.

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Granted. The masked man gained $30, 000 by holding your family for ransom. The police track the money to you and have you thrown in prison. Your family members periodically visit your prison to give you stern looks from behind bulletproof glass.

 

I wish for a deep sea submersible. 

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Granted. You can concentrate extremely well, but only when you're riding a unicycle down a busy free way juggling lemons with your brain

I wish Photoshop made sense

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Granted. You now suffer the inability to distinguish whether or not you're wearing clothing. I'd hire some maids to help you get dressed every morning, if I were you.

 

I wish for a pegasus steed, with whom I may embark on many adventures.

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Granted. You now suffer the inability to distinguish whether or not you're wearing clothing. I'd hire some maids to help you get dressed every morning, if I were you.

 

I wish for a pegasus steed, with whom I may embark on many adventures.

Granted, you are chased by a group of pegasus hunters. I would suggest finding a shardblade or similar weapon soon.

I wish to be a mistborn Keeper combo with 5000 biochromatic breaths.

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