Splinter he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. You think yourself fabulous, but to everyone else you're seen as self-centered and not seen as fabulous at all. I wish for every wish ever granted in this forum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted you also get every bane. I wish my paycheck was bigger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) The nightwatcher is old. Her hearing isn't what it once was. She misheard 'boon' as 'bane' and instead gave you every curse. But as a curse.to balance it out she gives you invincibility. Ninja'd Granted. It is physicAlly larger, but worth the same. And for a curse you have to eat a bug. I wish that my curse of having my laser and squirrel armies go awry went away forever. Edited January 21, 2015 by jasonpenguin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 The nightwatcher is old. Her hearing isn't what it once was. She misheard 'boon' as 'bane' and instead gave you every curse. But as a curse.to balance it out she gives you invincibility. Ninja'd Granted. It is physicAlly larger, but worth the same. And for a curse you have to eat a bug. I wish that my curse of having my laser and squirrel armies go awry went away forever. Granted. You are now free of the laser and squirrel armies. The IRS show up at your door, glaring hard at you. The only way you can get them to leave is by baking them 6 dozen fat-free, gluten free, sugar-free, delicious cookies. If you give them ones they don't like, they won't leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinter he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but 99% percent if the money you earn is a form of Ancient currency, that is worth nothing and is useless today. I wish to have to have the same abilities as The Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but using them even once will shatter your soul into a billion fragments, utterly annihilating your consciousness. (Attempting to use your Nightwatcher abilities to alter your own bane will cause the universe to implode, so don't get any funny ideas.) I wish for the ability to alter people's emotional states. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) Granted. A rock TV falls on your foot. Like a giant rock carved to look like a TV. I wish to not be blind. Edited January 22, 2015 by Windreader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. A rock TV falls on your foot. Like a giant rock carved to look like a TV. I wish to not be blind. Granted. You become totally sober, and can never become intoxicated again. I want the skills and motivation to become one of the Mars One colonists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm gonna to break protocol and deny that one. If you went to mars, we'd miss you here. If you absolutely want it, you can have it, but all the other colonists die, leaving you alone until you die. On an unrelated note, one of my friends is a finalist for the mars one program... not sure how I feel about that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm gonna to break protocol and deny that one. If you went to mars, we'd miss you here. If you absolutely want it, you can have it, but all the other colonists die, leaving you alone until you die. On an unrelated note, one of my friends is a finalist for the mars one program... not sure how I feel about that... Aw, that's sweet. To be fair, there'll eventually be internet access. It'd be like that time I stopped coming here for a while, only when I come back I'm on MARS! As for your friend... wow, I'm so jealous! Wish her or him the best for me. I'll see if they're taking applicants again once I've finished my PhD. Anyway, back to watching the Night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Won't Mars internet have, like, massive lag? WHAT KID OF BANE IS THAT?!?! I mean, I can understand getting sunburn from how bright it is, or going blind, or going colorblind, or SOMETHING related to a TV, but THAT?! I mean, seriously! Anyways, Granted. Every day, it tears out your kidneys, which will then regenerate in 12 hours, only to be plucked out again. I think it's just some reference to Prometheus or whatever his name is. Could've sworn it was a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Just realized I forgot to wish. I wish for a higher rep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted, although you do not get any snacks or drinks, and you do not get a nice place to sit. I wish that daylight savings time was no more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden45 he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. However you are constantly one hour behind. I wish Brandon Sanderson would come to my school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great and Powerful Og Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. You are home sick, and no-one tells you until after he's gone. I wish Brandon Sanderson would visit Christchurch, New Zealand and I could attend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. You are home sick, and no-one tells you until after he's gone. I wish Brandon Sanderson would visit Christchurch, New Zealand and I could attend. Granted. The entire south island of New Zealand is torn apart by earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Like Atlantis of old, it sinks to the depths of the ocean with you, Brandon Sanderson, and the rest of south New Zealand's population. I wish for a copy of the Necronomicon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. The entire south island of New Zealand is torn apart by earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Like Atlantis of old, it sinks to the depths of the ocean with you, Brandon Sanderson, and the rest of south New Zealand's population. I wish for a copy of the Necronomicon. Granted. You're driven mad by the revelation. Also, please watch this instructional video, if you haven't already. I wish to retrieve Brandon Sanderson from the sunken ruins of New Zealand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. You become totally sober, and can never become intoxicated again. I want the skills and motivation to become one of the Mars One colonists. That's not much of a curse for someone under 21. Anyway, granted. You take Brandon's place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 That's not much of a curse for someone under 21. Anyway, granted. You take Brandon's place. Storms, man. You're supposed to ask for something! You can sink with New Zealand too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I wish everyone would convert to Zucchini-ism, including Brandon . Join the Zucchini-born! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Storms, man. You're supposed to ask for something! You can sink with New Zealand too. Well, you didn't wish either... So do I get the curse or you? I wish everyone would convert to Zucchini-ism, including Brandon . Join the Zucchini-born! Granted. Only real zucchinis join. I wish to not be blind. Or sunken with New Zealand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 You now reside in a prison in the center of the sun. You are shielded by a powerful magic, but if you were to open your eyes, you would be blinded. There is no escaping. You are out of wishes. I wish for the ability to create art. I always wanted to be able to sculpt or draw or paint or all of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. You compulsively destroy it after you make it. If someone else has it, you track it down and then destroy it. I wish to not reside in the center of the sun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) I wish to not reside in the center of the sun. Granted. You now reside in the corona of the sun, which for some magical reason is actually hotter. Don't mind me, I am not a part of the game, I just roam the world and spread science. Edited January 23, 2015 by Argent 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I wish for the ability to create art. I always wanted to be able to sculpt or draw or paint or all of them.GrantedYour art is so beautiful and majestic that anyone who sees it melts. You are put under arrest, and spend the rest of your life in prison. Finally you draw one last illustration, killing your gaurds as your mind snaps. Uou conquer the known world, until no one contests you. You end up never being able to satisfy your broken mind, and lock yourself away until you rot and turn to dust. I wish I had the Shard of Pizzas. ( totally real ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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