Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Screwloose]

Granted, you get sleet instead.

 

I wish I didn't have deadlines coming up

[The Great and Powerful Og]

Granted. All of your deadlines have passed without you completing whatever you had to do.

 

I wish that humans could hear my (normal) voice again.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you are like Cassandra of Troy, and no one will pay attention to you.

 

I wish for an awakened sword.

[The Great and Powerful Og]

Granted. You now have an awakened sword stuck through your liver. (oddly appropriate for a 'cookie seller' like yourself )

 

I wish I was an Elsecaller.

[Redbird he/him]

The liver has remarkable natural regeneration, so i'm okay.

 

Granted, although it is a juvenile with a deformed leg, making locomotion difficult.

 

I wish for an aluminum fedora.

Edited December 11, 2014 by Redbird3000

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, your are now hunted by the pack whose territory you've infringed upon.

 

I wish to be a kandra.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You don't make a good kandra , an can't seem to get the whole "form a body" quite right.

I wish to be hidden from those who have spikes. Even if they're disguised spikes.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you cannot lie. (not all those selling cookies are spiked)

 

I wish I was a competent kandra.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you have to wear a mini skirt for an hour a day. It will be a compulsion you just can't control.

 

I wish to be accepted into Battle School.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You always have an itch on the bottom of your left foot.

I wish to have Royal Locks as well as my Windrunning and bendalloy.

[Pathfinder]

Granted but you can only use one ability at a time, and since the royal locks are always on, you can never use your other abilities, even when you shave your head.

 

I wish for all the mistborn books of all four trilogies were out for me to read, time to enjoy them, perfect memory retention of them, and they be utterly enjoyable

[Screwloose]

Granted, as an added bonus every Brandon Sanderson book has know been released. However it's only because you are know 200 years in the future.

 

I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish......

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted, as an added bonus every Brandon Sanderson book has know been released. However it's only because you are know 200 years in the future.

 

I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish. I wish to remake my wish......

Granted. You now have a very bad reputation for being around whenever something bad happens.

 

I wish I had the ability to make fictional things real, and at my demand while also controlling them. (Ex. Shardblade = Real!)

[The Drunk Monkey he/him]

Granted. You now have a very bad reputation for being around whenever something bad happens.

 

I wish I had the ability to make fictional things real, and at my demand while also controlling them. (Ex. Shardblade = Real!)

Granted, but every time you use that power something real you hold dear will become fictional

 

I wish for perfect grades on my finals next week!!

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted, but you will fail every quiz, test, exam you ever take from that point forward.

 

I wish I knew everything Brandon Sanderson knew in addition to what I know.

[Titan Arum]

Granted, but you then lose the ability to communicate in any way. Even sign language. 

 

I wish that my "axe"hound's farts would stop smelling like fish. 

[The Drunk Monkey he/him]

Granted, But they smell like rotten eggs now

 

I wish I had a better attention span 

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted, but then... squirrel

 

I wish I could communicate

[Titan Arum]

Granted, you can now communicate by making various baby coos, cries, and gasps. 

 

I wish my dog's farts smlled like Shallan's perfume. 

[Screwloose]

Granted, however Shallan has been talking to Vin recently and so her perfume is dog.

 

I wish I didn't have to work over the Christmas holidays.

[Titan Arum]

Granted, But they smell like rotten eggs now

 

Great! As the Lord Ruler of Corpse Flowers, this is a good thing. Thanks! 

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You must do twice as much work later.

Granted but you can only use one ability at a time, and since the royal locks are always on, you can never use your other abilities, even when you shave your head.

 

I wish for all the mistborn books of all four trilogies were out for me to read, time to enjoy them, perfect memory retention of them, and they be utterly enjoyable

What?! Oh no! My bendalloy and Stormlight! I wish to undo my last wish and curse. Even though Royal Locks are awesome.

[The Drunk Monkey he/him]

Granted, but your wish will also undo your current wish (meaning you still have dem royal locks )

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf

Great! As the Lord Ruler of Corpse Flowers, this is a good thing. Thanks!

Your welcome, those curses are not always bad you know, think of Lift for example

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted, but your wish will also undo your current wish (meaning you still have dem royal locks )

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf

Your welcome, those curses are not always bad you know, think of Lift for example

Granted. The extension added to your bookshelf is rickety, terribly quality, and is practically broken.

 

 

I wish I had the hard cover copy of Words of Radiance. 

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it is the hard copy, and it is carved in clay tablets, lots and lots of tablets.

 

I wish for a minuature tamed inquiceratops.

Edited December 15, 2014 by Redbird3000