RawToast225 he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Granted, but you now get songs stuck between your toes and you can't control them. I wish to hold the powers of Odium and Honor together. 1
the Gleeman he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Granted, but they both become shattered. I wish to memorize the entire pokedex
Pestis the Spider she/her Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Granted, but you're head becomes so full of pokemons that you are unable to memorize even single other thing. I wish to be able to speak each of the existing languages.
Redbird he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Songs stuck between my toes? What does that even mean?! Granted, but every time you attempt to speak something other than your native language, you begin dancing uncontrollably. I wish for internet connection wherever I go. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. You become a disembodied artificial intelligence uploaded to the Internet. I wish that all the cats of the world liked me. 1
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Songs stuck between my toes? What does that even mean?! It means exactly what it says. Just think about having a cohesive form of a song between your toes. Granted, but they are all koloss and they kill your other life. I wish that I had a time machine. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. It moves only into the future at the rate of one second per second. It has some pretty cool flashing lights on it, though. I wish for the ability to enter works of fiction, and control the worlds therein. 1
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. It moves only into the future at the rate of one second per second. It has some pretty cool flashing lights on it, though. I wish for the ability to enter works of fiction, and control the worlds therein. So, what's the bane? You only live in those worlds and can never get back to the real world. I wish for a nice hammer. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 So, what's the bane? Hmm. Good point. Next time someone wishes for a time machine I'll be sure to throw in some Morlocks. I wish I had the time to read the Mistborn RPG book. Granted. You are captured by time-travelling Morlocks, who imprison you in a stone cell with nothing but an ancient and yellowed copy of the Mistborn RPG book to keep you company. You have three days until your ritualized execution, so you'd best start reading.
Redbird he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) It means exactly what it says. Just think about having a cohesive form of a song between your toes. I'm thinking something like sheet music then. Edited January 4, 2015 by Redbird3000
Kobold King he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 What's your wish? Whoops. I, uh... I wish for a serving of chouta.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 Granted, but everyone can see your username above your head, no matter what. I wish for the Lantern containing Jafar the Genie.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 Granted you are summoned by Ben. (Upvotes to anyone who gets the Reference) I Wish Everywhere was Saudi Arabia.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 Granted you are summoned by Ben. (Upvotes to anyone who gets the Reference) I Wish Everywhere was Saudi Arabia. Summon Bigger Fish? Darths and Droids? Granted. All the universe except Saudi Arabia ends in a fiery cataclysm. I hope for your sake that you were in Saudi Arabia when you made your wish. I wish for an orange soda. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 Correct Upvote for you! Granted. It's a root beer that's been dyed Orange. I wish for the Ability to speak Eldritch Languages.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 Granted. It is taken from your reputation points, casting you into the far negatives. I'm sorry it had to be this way. I wish for a letter. Preferably an "o" costing just a nickel.
Windreader she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Posted January 6, 2015 Granted? You also grow bananas for ears. I wish I was not a Mistborn worm, and am a person again. With or without the Mistborn powers.
sanderfan she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Posted January 6, 2015 Granted, and you get to stay a Mistborn too. You just get really bad hiccups every time you use your powers. And I mean really bad. I wish I could pass all of my classes without having to do homework.
Windreader she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Posted January 6, 2015 Granted. Instead you take a test once a week. It could be a really small test, or a big test. I wish to not get hiccups when I use my powers.
Windreader she/her Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Everyone else falls asleep forever. I wish to cure everyone of their hiccups so that they don't kill me. 1
taveren he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 granted but now you have the hiccups of everyone else combined i wish to be able to jump forward in time to read/ watch everything i like without haveing to wait for it similar to how hoid jumps around to time/places he needs to be with out ageing as much as he should have next stop star wars 2
FaeMofo Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Your loved ones gain the age instead, shriveling them before their time and leaving you alone, with nothing but your treasured entertainment items. I wish I could read twice as fast. Granted. You have lost the ability to understand whatever you read. I wish for there to be only gender neutral bathrooms in the world 1
taveren he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 granted everyone is now a hermaphrodite i wish that life was more like a rpg 1
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