Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted, you have insomnia.

 

I wish everyone liked cookies.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you can only speak in alliteration

 

I wish for a weaponized laser.

[Windreader she/her]

Wait a second. I can't be cursed with sicknesses! (Though, the power goes out for an hour if I sneeze...)

Granted. The batteries die.

I wish that my hair wouldn't get spilt ends.

Edited December 19, 2014 by Windreader

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but your hair is forever in tangles and knots that won't come out. (Story of my childhood...)

 

I wish Dragonsteel wasn't the last book/series Brandon is planning on writing.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted, but your hair is forever in tangles and knots that won't come out. (Story of my childhood...)

 

I wish Dragonsteel wasn't the last book/series Brandon is planning on writing.

 

Granted it's now the second to last and will be followed by the third Mistborn 

 

I wish my new job didn't take up so much time so I could be on the 17th shard more.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You have an itch on the palm of your right hand.

I wish I could use my spren as a Shardhairbrush, so that I can get the tangles out of my hair.

[Patrick Star]

Granted. You are now bald.

I wish that How I Met Your Mother had had a better final episode.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You get a terrible itch on your foot that will always distract you, all the time.

I wish I was not bald.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. Your hair is now purple. (Not a good kind of purple, but a gross kind of purple.)

 

I wish I could read Shadows of Self right now.

[Cold Fusion he/him]

Granted.  However, Brandon Sanderson decides to scrap it and not finish the series.

 

I wish I had all of the shard powers that Brandon will ever write about. And that I could use them all at once if I wanted.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, but you cannot remember how to access each system, and only can by accident.

 

I wish have the surge of gravitation.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. You are made Truthless.

 

I wish for the ability to hear people's accents over the Internet.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you can no longer smell people over the internet. Don't lie. We all know you can.

 

I wish Kobold King can't hear my awesome accent over the internet.

[Unodus he/him]

Granted, but you can no longer smell people over the internet. Don't lie. We all know you can.

 

I wish Kobold King can't hear my awesome accent over the internet.

Granted, instead he can smell you over the internet

 

I wish for a really nice hat, that I can wear

[Cold Fusion he/him]

Granted.  It is a silk Dr. Seuss hat that you can never take off.

I wish I could remember how to use all of my shard powers.

[Peng the Just he/him]

Granted, but you now have a completely inccurable case of the hiccups. Completely. Wishes don't help. Boons don't help. Water doesn't help. Every thirty seconds until you die. In battles and at funerals, awake and asleep.

I wish high storms didn't blow through my hometown.

Edited December 24, 2014 by jasonpenguin

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. Now the Everstorm comes repeatedly to your hometown.

I wish my hair was not purple.

[Cold Fusion he/him]

Granted, it is now a luminescent green.

I wish my hiccups are small enough that I didn't notice them.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You don't notice them, but everyone else does.

 

I wish I was really good at snowboarding.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. It is the ONLY thing you are good at.

I wish my hair was not luminescent green.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Granted. Your hair is now just a bunch of bamboo shoots glued to your head.

 

I wish Brandon would accidentally write books more often.

Edited December 27, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. The books he accidentally writes don't get published.

I wish my hair was normal again.

Edited December 27, 2014 by Windreader

[Cold Fusion he/him]

Granted.  Your hair is normal again, and it grows three inches a day all over your body.  Not just your head.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted.  Your hair is normal again, and it grows three inches a day all over your body.  Not just your head.

That's not normal, man. You also forgot to wish.

Your hair is normal, but your eyes aren't. They stick out of your head and you have to wear glasses with extra long frames to reach them. To accommodate the glasses, you have an extra long nose as well.

I wish to be omnipresent.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but you will still feel pain in your omnipresent state. You are constantly shot, hit by cars, hit by planes, frozen to death, drowned, eaten by piranhas, crushed in black holes, bathed in magma, irradiated, and incinerated in the fiery depths of stars.

 

I wish for the ability to drive any species extinct with my mind.