Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you smell all funny now. There are obvious ramifications for that.

 

I wish to have the greatest cookie in the universe, be able to eat it, and have a mouth with teeth in them. The crunch is half the experience of the greatest cookie (GC). The GC must be delicious to my taste buds, crunchy, invested, and aged perfectly. No. Wait. That last one was for cheese. Whatever. The GC just has to be awesome and edible.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but you will swap bodies with the person you despise the most until said archenemy has eaten the cookie. It will, of course, be delicious, crunchy, and overall delicious to your enemy's new taste buds.

 

I wish for Matt Smith to go back to portraying the Doctor on Doctor Who.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. He the falls into a coma for 7 years.

I wish to also be a Windrunner so that when I use my bendalloy, I will be able to satisfy my urge to jump off of a cliff.

[Alvron]

Granted however adsorbing stormlight gives you uncontrollable hiccups causing your bendalloy to stop working for one hour.

 

I wish to always look, feel and be a perfectly healthy 24 year old for the rest of eternity.

[Steel he/him]

Granted. To continue being healthy, you must live in a small, airtight room with nothing in it whatsoever, so that you are untainted by the pollution/smog/whatever_it_is_that_is_uncomfortable_and_unhealthy_in_the_place_where_you_live.

 

I wish that my theories would change canon so that they would always be accurate.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Not granted. That wish is just impossible, even for the Nightwatcher.

 

I wish for complete self control.

[Dresden45 he/him]

Granted. The world is attacked by purple aliens.

 

 

I wish to be a kandra Willshaper.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You get an irresistible itch on your nose at dramatic, important, and exciting moments. So, you must scratch your nose while saying "I do," or while saving someone from drowning, or while being crowned King of a Reshi island.

I wish to not get uncontrollable hiccups when I use Stormlight that stop my bendalloy.

Edited December 9, 2014 by Windreader

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. Your true body is made of talc, the softest rock ever.

I wish for a purple Christmas.

Granted, your world is attacked by one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters.

 

I wish for some nice herbal tea. 

[The Great and Powerful Og]

Granted. It is cold.

 

I wish for a bead of Lerasium to appear inside my stomach and remain there long enough to digest/burn.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you will be hunted for your unusual abilities.

 

I wish for the perfect cookie to eat.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Granted. You lose it in a poker match with another Kandra.

I wish for a chocolate frog from Harry Potter.

Edit. damnation ninjas.

Edit two. I give up.

Edited December 9, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted, every 10th person you meet also tries to hunt and kill you.

 

I wish the project I'm working on worked perfectly for the next 100 years.

[navybrandt he/him]

Those hunting you know the secret to killing Kandra (that's not your bane, they already knew how to kill you).

 

Your boon is granted, but your bane is that now your crystal body is very fragile and a simple fall down one stair will break every bone in your body.

 

I wish the arms on my perfect project were able to teach people how to use my project.

[The Great and Powerful Og]

Granted. After they've been taught, it strangles them too.

 

I wish I could find a bookshop that sells Elantris.

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted, they catch you and therefore stop hunting you.

 

I wish my perfect project had friendly arms.

[Patrick Star]

Okay, but you will never be able to finished your sent

I want to visit the international space sta

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted you are a dog and can finish sent marking anywhere you chose

 

I wish for a twelve pack and nothing to do tomorrow.

[Unodus he/him]

Granted- but you will always feel weaker when you should be strongest, and strongest when you should be weakest and (two boons, two banes ) you will have twice as much to do for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to know and act from the Highest Truth

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted- but you will always feel weaker when you should be strongest, and strongest when you should be weakest and (two boons, two banes ) you will have twice as much to do for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to know and act from the Highest Truth

Granted. You now see the world sideways.

 

I wish for superior knowledge while being regarded as still a nice guy.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You will always not get puns, say so, then about 2.7564 minutes later figure them out.

I wish to not get the hiccups when I use Stormlight, so that it won't affect my bendalloy.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you are a prime target for those wielding spikes cookies.

 

I wish i could have Feruchemical zinc.

[The Great and Powerful Og]

Granted. You have someone else's Zinc metalminds, but no ability to use them.

 

I wish for all reality TV stars to talk in ridiculously high-pitched voices.

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted and now your voice can only be heard by dogs.

 

I wish whomever grants my boon would get a bane twice as bad as they give me.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, you get a an expensive apartment in manhattan for free, and can never go to VA. This works for me, because then I get a super expensive apartment for free, and i get to stay in the same state  .

 

I wish for a not so white christmas. i HATE snow