Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You have no access to alomantic metals.

 

I wish I knew what Dalinar's boon and bane were.

[Screwloose]

Granted, you are now a wolf who can choose to transform from a kind wolf to a not kind wolf.

 

I wish for a zoo to hold all of the animals that have appeared in this thread.

[Screwloose]

Granted, your wolf form is mistaken for a wolfhound, knocked out by a young, female Mistborn and promptly fed to a Kandra

 

I wish for my second T back.

Edited November 27, 2014 by rabbitt773

[Alvron]

Granted.  In a reversal of fortune OreSeur kills TenSoon and your mind is ripped to shreds.

 

I wish to own a black duster coat.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

I said moose. Moose can't be Mistborn. Probably.

 

Challenge Accepted.

 

To the Spike-Lab!

[RawToast225 he/him]

Lol, good luck!

[Screwloose]

Granted, you are OreSeur immediately before the Resolution. Hope you're OK being a mistwraith.

 

I wish for the ability to worldhop.

[Alvron]

Granted, but you return right before Ruin burns the world and you are unable to get to shelter before your body is boiled away.

 

I wish to own a dancing baby Groot.

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted, but you are incapable of eating the sushi, as you are allergic.

 

 

I wish for the ability to incapable of receiving banes.

[ChullRider he/him]

You are now cursed with awesome and can only think and speak in TVTrope terms (the horror!)

I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi.

 

Granted, but you are allergic to sushi.

 

 

I wish for the ability to avoid all banes infinitely.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted it flies of because it didn't need you.

 

I wish I could find my GPS.

[Melaan]

Granted. You have found your GPS, but it will never lead you where you ask it too instead, and all it's maps will be Cosmere maps instead of actual roads.

I want to own 'Warebreaker' It's one of the few books of Sanderson's I don't actually own yet.

(Edit: Oops! LOL Lesson learned - Watch you spell check when you ask for boons of the Nightwatcher. )

Edited November 29, 2014 by Melaan

[Screwloose]

Granted, you receive a book about somebody going into shops and smashing up their wares.

 

I wish for bacon.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. It's soulcast bacon, so by eating it you're a cannibal. Maybe... http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/

 

I wish I could get into Brandon Sanderson's class at BYU.

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted, you receive a book about somebody going into shops and smashing up their wares.

 

I wish for bacon.

Granted, but the bacon is deadly poisoned.

 

I wish to own a chull. Why? ....To be honest, I don't actually know why. I guess they're just cool that way.

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted. It's Mr. Krabs.

I wish I had unlimited apple pie.

Granted. The apple pie (made by Kabsal) is filled with Backbreaker Powder. 

 

I wish to have the ability to access the Internet with my mind at will.

[Mckeedee123 he/him]

Granted, but you'll spend your entire life with random pop-up ads interfering with your vision.

 

I wish that I would never get bitten by mosquitos.

Edited November 28, 2014 by mckeedee123

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted, but you'll spend your entire life with random pop-up ads interfering with your vision.

 

I wish that I would never get bitten by mosquitos.

Granted, but instead of mosquitoes, you get parasites.

 

I wish to be a scholar.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but no one likes you because you're a know it all.

 

I wish for a lot of compliments.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. One night you are struck by lightning and turned into a moose Mistborn.

I wish to be Mistborn.

Edited November 28, 2014 by Windreader

[ChullRider he/him]

Granted. One night you are struck by lightning and turned into a moose Mistborn.

I wish to be Mistborn.

Granted, but right after you become Mistborn, you fall into an endless slumber which can never end.

 

I wish for the ability to see into the future.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You go mad from all of the things you see.

 

I wish my sister would finish reading Words of Radiance.

Edited November 28, 2014 by sanderfan

[Alvron]

Granted.  She loves it to the point of becoming obsessed and joins 17th Shard forums in order to sate her growing thirst for more Stormlight information.

 

I wish more people would sign up to play Sanderson Elimination games.  Mid-range Game 4 is open for sign ups and will start soon.  Join the fun and backstab your way to the top.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you lose all knowledge you had in your current life.

I wish for a pay raise.

Edited November 30, 2014 by Marvin the Paranoid Androi

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, your car is razed though.

 

I wish I could run Shadow of mordor on my pc.