Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Dato. Et dabo domum tuam ostendere errores etiam maior quam ventus flabello Sanderson rationes.

Volo Prime est insuperabilis.

(Used Google translate. )

Edit: on reverse translation I realised, the original translation is not very accurate.

Ellway ealray Atinlay isway impressiveway utbay Igpay Atinlay isway oremay unfay (andway easierway otay anslatetray).

 

Entay imaginaryway eganay-ointspay otay Anderfansay orfay akingtay ethay easyway opoutcay Iway eftlay.

[Young Bard he/him]

Ellway ealray Atinlay isway impressiveway utbay Igpay Atinlay isway oremay unfay (andway easierway otay anslatetray).

 

Entay imaginaryway eganay-ointspay otay Anderfansay orfay akingtay ethay easyway opoutcay Iway eftlay.

 

We must have learned slightly different Pig Latin's.

 

I translate as (bracket means not my original, but a guess by shuffling a letter or two back around):

 

Well, real Latin is impressive but Pig Latin is more fun (and easier to (translate)).

Ten imaginary nega-points to Sanderfan for taking the easy copout wl left.

 

Explain, please. I'm guessing there is another rule that you learned that I didn't.

[Redbird he/him]

I google translated the latin back to english and got :Granted. And I will make thy house to show the errors of even greater, than the wind by a fan, Sanderson reasons.

 

I want the Prime Minister is insurmountable.

 

And so the prime minister is now an insurmountable warthog.

[Pathfinder]

i wish I didn't have to translate what people write in this thread to play this game 

[ChocolateRob he/him]

We must have learned slightly different Pig Latin's.

 

I translate as (bracket means not my original, but a guess by shuffling a letter or two back around):

 

Well, real Latin is impressive but Pig Latin is more fun (and easier to (translate)).

Ten imaginary nega-points to Sanderfan for taking the easy copout wl left.

 

Explain, please. I'm guessing there is another rule that you learned that I didn't.

 

Mea Culpa, I put cop out as one word when it is two. In my defense I typed up my Pig Latin pretty quickly before rushing off to work.

The last part should be 'for taking the easy cop out I left'.

I knew when I set the challenge that by using the word 'compulsion' I would make it easy for those wishing to skip it to do so by making the Bane the option to ignore the compulsion.

I was tempted to make the challenge/wish that the next few posters would have to post a Pig Latin message on any other thread without explaining why. But I could not phrase it well enough and figured no one would want to do it anyway.

 

Pig Latin as I know it-

1 - Take the first consonant or consonant cluster off the front of the word then put it on the end and finish with 'ay' - so 'Chocolate' can be either Hocolatecay or Ocolatechay (I'd always use the second personally).

2 - If the word starts with a vowel (or is one) leave the word as normal and just add 'way' to the end (or alternatively 'nay') - so eggs becomes eggsway (or eggsnay).

 

I'd always used the 'nay' version myself but it has been quite a while since I'd done it and googling it to be sure threw up the 'way' instructions so I used that without realising (as I said I was in a rush).

[Windreader she/her]

I always just added ay to the end of the vowel words, not nay or say. Itay isay oremay unfay.

You wished for it.;)Granted. Humans are now extinct and the world is at peace.

I wish to study at the rate of 100 pages/hr.

Granted, but you get lice.

I wish for TenSoon to be pegasus in one of Brandon's books.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but you never get to read it.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Granted. Despite your immortality, 2 years as a statue has atrophied your body, leaving you a withered husk of your former self. As such, the only voidspren who wishes to bond with you is one who is equally decrepit ~ a grumpy old voidspren from the days when Jezrien himself was a toddler, who abhors all of them "newfangled forms". You are left with only one option - Voidform. Intimidating as this may sound, it is the oldest of all forms, and its only ability is opening minute black holes that can only suck in nonorganic matter. Why only nonorganics, you may ask? Anything else gives Odium indigestion. Of course, you retain an honored place in the hearts of the malevolent scientists, but because of your overall state of pathetic, you are relegated to a place where your abilities will fit ~ Voidbringer janitor. You live out the rest of your days unclogging the toilets of those higher up in the despot scientist hierarchy, listening to your geezer of a voidspren telling you about how back in his day, people put spirit into unclogging toilets with black holes.

I wish I had a singing koloss.

 

You're a pro at this. And you have too much time on your hands. Thought about joining the Dark Alley?

 

 

Granted, but you never get to read it.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

 

Granted, you don't have to go to school because your legs have been amputated by a druken carpenter last night.

 

 

I wish This chull-chewed stick would turn into fire already.

Edited November 21, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Right. Granted. The stick is fire. So are you.

I wish to become happy with my patjetic status.

(you can't mess this up, can you? Reserve this one for Chouta. I don't want anyone else's curse)

Granted. You will be very happy right upto the point a Mistborn shoots coins at you. (Your status is Hazekiller right now)

I wish a highprince gave me a gemheart for free.

[Kruppe he/him]

Granted but the gemheart is coated in super sticky super glue and it sticks to everything it touches ie. your hands

Ps. its really heavy

 

Can I be a knight radient.

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted you are given a knighthood and your last name is changed to Radient.  Congratulation Sir Knight Radient!  Your curse is that you will forever have a last name that is spelled wrong!

 

I'd like to be a Mistborn and have access to all of the Alomantic metals.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted you are given a knighthood and your last name is changed to Radient.  Congratulation Sir Knight Radient!  Your curse is that you will forever have a last name that is spelled wrong!

 

I'd like to be a Mistborn and have access to all of the Alomantic metals.

Granted, but you are allergic to those metals now.

 

I wish for a copy of firefight.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, soon after you are caught in the middle of a firefight.

 

I wish for my new D&D campaign to finally start.

[Steel he/him]

Granted. If you're a player, you die. If you're a DM, all your players die.

 

I wish I had Hoid's left ear.

[Kyats Rani she/her]

Granted, but you lose both of yours.

 

I wish I could attend my favourite band's concert soon.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. The spike was a needle and you lost it in a haystack.

I wish to have a Shardplate to eat off of. Not armor Shardplate.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you will have no access to the power, no contact with those who do, and no understanding of it.

 

I wish for an apple pie.

Edited November 22, 2014 by Jabberwocky42

[Windreader she/her]

You lost your spike because it was also an earring, and the backing fell off while you were asleep in a haystack, and when you woke up, the earring had fallen out.

Granted. Optimism comes and Invests on your planet, but her positive nature annoys you and you move away.

I wish for a metal tree.

Edited November 22, 2014 by Windreader

[BreathTaker he/him]

Granted: but you STILL can't access it, won't happen, ain't no way, ain't no how. 

 

I wish for two, living, tamed pet ravens.

Edited November 22, 2014 by BreathTaker

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. Noble Invests on your planet, but never does anything because there is nothing noble for Noble to do.

I wish to not be strangled.

Edit: Didn't see you post there Breath Taker.

Granted. The ravens are really smelly.

I still want my wish though, even if my curse doesn't get used.

Edited November 22, 2014 by Windreader

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it falls on you, but does not kill you, it just traps you.

 

I wish to know what Lifts curse was.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You then forget it, due to its horribleness.

I wish I wasn't trapped.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Granted: but my smelly ravens save you and rub their stinkyness all over you. 

 

I wish for the power to Steel Push.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You live in a place that doesn't have the technology to make steel.

I wish to not smell like smelly ravens.

Edit: annoying typos

Edited November 22, 2014 by Windreader

[BreathTaker he/him]

Granted: you smell like a wet dog

 

I wish to have the equipment to forge awesome weapons and armor, along with the ability.