Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

20 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Granted, but that means that you did get a boon, which means it isn't a boon, which means it is, which means it isn't, and so on and so forth until the universe dies of heat death.

i WISH that YOU would make a WISH for once

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

13 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

i WISH that YOU would make a WISH for once

 

Oh. I keep forgetting. Granted, by the way.

I wish that I would remember to make a wish every time.

[echo74 she/her]

On 6/9/2025 at 2:30 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh. I keep forgetting. Granted, by the way.

I wish that I would remember to make a wish every time.

granted, you remember every time but choose not to

i wish that i didn't have writer's block

[___ He/Him]

Granted, but you have the worst cramp in your hands.

I wish to make enough progress

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You can't choose what you will progress in, so most of the time it won't be what you want/need to.

Oh and for your bane, your left leg is now backwards.

I wish for some cool air this weekend.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

Granted. You are now trapped in a blizard and the air is at 0 degrees Kelvin.

I want to be GREMLEN

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

YOU ARE NOW A GREMLIN BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO SPEAK LIKE ONE, VOICE AND ALL, SO HAVE FUN I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ANY FORMAL OCCASIONS

I wish to be a stick!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

YOU ARE NOW A GREMLIN BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO SPEAK LIKE ONE, VOICE AND ALL, SO HAVE FUN I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ANY FORMAL OCCASIONS

I wish to be a stick!

*gremlen

granted.

you are the kindleing for a fire

I wish for ORV to be real.

[___ He/Him]

granted. otter resuscitation videos are real.

I wish to meet all of you

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

1 minute ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

granted. otter resuscitation videos are real.

I wish to meet all of you

resuscitation?

Granted. We are all outside of your house, with knives, and a $1000000 bounty on your head, with full immunity if we get you. We are also all broke, and have become soley motivated by money after years of 17thshard addiction.

I wish I could do my work.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 6/22/2025 at 2:20 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

resuscitation?

Granted. We are all outside of your house, with knives, and a $1000000 bounty on your head, with full immunity if we get you. We are also all broke, and have become soley motivated by money after years of 17thshard addiction.

I wish I could do my work.

Granted. From now on, if you do anything else than your work, you feel like both your big toes are melting and the Chicken Dance starts blaring from the sky.

This doesn't motivate you enough? Pity.

 

I wish for Winds of Winter to release in 2025.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted, doors of stone comes out too, and you are trapped between choosing one or the other

I wish @CoderDrag0n8 would stop breaking my wins in tlpw

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

granted, doors of stone comes out too, and you are trapped between choosing one or the other

I wish @CoderDrag0n8 would stop breaking my wins in tlpw

granted, @C0derDragon8 does.

I wish for people to read orv

Edited July 9, 2025 by C0derDragon8

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

19 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

granted, @C0derDragon8 does.

I wish for people to read orv

Granted, but I’m the only one who reads it for more than like 2 chapters

 I wish to tour Sanderson’s house

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Granted, but I’m the only one who reads it for more than like 2 chapters

 I wish to tour Sanderson’s house

Granted, he arrests you for breaking and entering

I wish everyone reads orv to chapter 551 and beyond

[___ He/Him]

Granted, the one person named "Everyone" reads it.

I wish that I had a good singing voice

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, mippo said:

Granted, the one person named "Everyone" reads it.

I wish that I had a good singing voice

Granted, Ursula steals it

I wish I was skilled at leather working 

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

40 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Granted, Ursula steals it

I wish I was skilled at leather working 

Your wish is granted; you can now only access the Surges of the Stickmonger.

I wish to be invisible except to only those I choose to be able to see me. Kind of like how a Radiant spren does.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

11 minutes ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

Your wish is granted; you can now only access the Surges of the Stickmonger.

I wish to be invisible except to only those I choose to be able to see me. Kind of like how a Radiant spren does.

Granted, but everyone is invisible to you the same way.

I wish I were one of Lopen’s cousins.

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

Granted, but your armless and legless, instead of just missing one arm like your cousin.

i wish for my own Perpendicularity. The Well of No Flight Chicken. (The Well is guarded by penguins I can mind control.)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

Granted, but your armless and legless, instead of just missing one arm like your cousin.

i wish for my own Perpendicularity. The Well of No Flight Chicken. (The Well is guarded by penguins I can mind control.)

Worth it

Granted, but the penguins also have no limbs, and you have to pay them to use it.

I wish I could replace your Oreo filling with mayonnaise.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Worth it

Granted, but the penguins also have no limbs, and you have to pay them to use it.

I wish I could replace your Oreo filling with mayonnaise.

Granted, but ever oreo becomes like that

I wish for PURPLE

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but the color green is now labeled as purple.

I wish for the next person here to lose the Game.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you now permanently have a hologram floating in the edge of your vision visible only to you that says "you lost the game"

I wish to know more about the rats @BlueWildRye has impaled

Edited July 16, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[BlueWildRye he/him]

15 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Granted, but you now permanently have a hologram floating in the edge of your vision visible only to you that says "you lost the game"

I wish to know more about the rats @BlueWildRye has impaled

Granted *checks Code of Conduct*, dead rat warning, viewer discretion advised.

Spoiler

I wish for a physical copy of Isles of The Emberdark