Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. The legs are human, and begin to rot.

I wish @#1 Taln Fan and @AonEne were both actually not scary

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, dezaS said:

I wish @#1 Taln Fan and @AonEne were both actually not scary

Granted, but that was already the case 
I wish for unlimited shredded cheese

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

6 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Granted, but that was already the case 
I wish for unlimited shredded cheese

... why??? 

Granted, your house is crushed as the world begins to rapidly be covered by an unstoppable wave of shredded cheese.

 

I wish to be the same person I was before I started making wishes on this thread.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but something’s… off. You don’t what, but it haunts you constantly.

I wish that veterans were never affected by PTSD in their civilian lives.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, none of them have civilian lives.

I wish that I could start an RP on time…

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you RP while sitting on a clock.

I wish my socks were all clean

Edited March 21, 2025 by dezaS

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, none of them match.

I wish to have social skillz

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, but only two of them.

I wish to have all the decapitated heads

Edited March 21, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Lettuce. They're heads of lettuce. Which are usually decapitated, so they're just normal lumps of lettuce. All 20 million tons, deposited safely into your arms. They're heavily compacted, so the density collapses into a black hole. Nice job.

I wish to have next week's newspaper, like that one Garfield episode.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

ohhhhh righhttt yeahhh I that one garfield episode, here you go it's a rip off reboot version where garfield is skinny

I wish The Doors of Stone would get published already!!

 

[strmblsd he/him]

granted its written on slabs of stone.

 i wish that i could read peoples minds

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Granted, you hear all minds within a 1 mile radius and there’s no way to turn it off

i wish for flight

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

6 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Granted, you hear all minds within a 1 mile radius and there’s no way to turn it off

i wish for flight

Granted. You get one fully paid for one way trip on a plane to Svalbard. Have fun!

 

I wish I could teleport as i wish, without harm, and to where I want to go.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

5 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

Granted. You get one fully paid for one way trip on a plane to Svalbard. Have fun!

 

I wish I could teleport as i wish, without harm, and to where I want to go.

Granted but only you can teleport, no items, just your physical body.

 

I wish for to go incorporeal and be able to fly when I want without harm

[Entr0pic He/him]

1 hour ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted but only you can teleport, no items, just your physical body.

 

I wish for to go incorporeal and be able to fly when I want without harm

Granted. Only you can fly. You may not fly without shedding any clothes, accessories, etc. and when you go incorporeal, you go completely incorporeal. Meaning you fall through the earth (or whatever plane you happen to be on ATM), and subsequently into space. Have fun!

 

I wish for mutually requited love, either platonic or romantic, with a person within my age demographic, that is generally attractive, and that does not have any kind of diseases that can affect their wellbeing and safety, either directly or indirectly. In addition, the bane of this wish shall not affect my enjoyment of this wish, either directly or indirectly. 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

7 hours ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. Only you can fly. You may not fly without shedding any clothes, accessories, etc. and when you go incorporeal, you go completely incorporeal. Meaning you fall through the earth (or whatever plane you happen to be on ATM), and subsequently into space. Have fun!

 

I wish for mutually requited love, either platonic or romantic, with a person within my age demographic, that is generally attractive, and that does not have any kind of diseases that can affect their wellbeing and safety, either directly or indirectly. In addition, the bane of this wish shall not affect my enjoyment of this wish, either directly or indirectly. 

Granted they are a giant so they have to bend down to speak with you which ends up giving them immense back pain

i wish to have a subscription to the broken binding 

[Entr0pic He/him]

9 minutes ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

Granted they are a giant so they have to bend down to speak with you which ends up giving them immense back pain

i wish to have a subscription to the broken binding 

That would be a disease that affects their wellbeing. You have failed.

(skip me)

[aetherbound he/him]

I wish for an industrial sized evaporator

 

[echo74 she/her]

3 hours ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

i wish to have a subscription to the broken binding

granted, you are also now bankrupt

49 minutes ago, aetherbound said:

I wish for an industrial sized evaporator

granted, but it only works once a year

 

i wish for time to sleep tn

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

9 hours ago, echo74 said:

granted, you are also now bankrupt

granted, but it only works once a year

 

i wish for time to sleep tn

granted time slows so you can sleep for as long as you want however a bird outside your window caws and wakes you up every time you get close to sleeping 

i wish that my feet never itched

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

granted time slows so you can sleep for as long as you want however a bird outside your window caws and wakes you up every time you get close to sleeping 

i wish that my feet never itched

 

Granted. Your guard is always up  

I wish I could play Mariokart without getting mariokarted

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

12 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Granted. Your guard is always up  

I wish I could play Mariokart without getting mariokarted

Granted, you now only get last place, but never get Mariokarted

i wish for butter

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

4 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Granted, you now only get last place, but never get Mariokarted

i wish for butter

Granted it is completely unsalted and has no flavor

i wish for a Stradivarius 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, it's too fragile to be touched without falling into dust.

I wish for the question, so I can understand the answer.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Granted but you forgot what the answer was

 

I wish for everyone to join the pfp cult