Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted: Your blood doesn't. You gush out and die. 

I wish that Moash would stop being a fused and die. and no tricks like making him a herald or returned

Granted he’s a ghost and now haunts you.

 

 

i wish to be able to turn invisible 

1 minute ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. You get a small scrape afterwords.

i wish for the ability to manipulate time in any way i wish, and that my bane will not affect my enjoyment of the power/my ability to use it properly.

Darn ninja! 
you still age will manipulating time 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. You are able to, but you realize that apart from minor things (like reminding yourself in the past to study for a test or avoid a specific person) changing the past and messing with the future aren't fun.

 

i wish for a speedboat

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted. You are able to, but you realize that apart from minor things (like reminding yourself in the past to study for a test or avoid a specific person) changing the past and messing with the future aren't fun.

 

i wish for a speedboat

 

Granted it’s a hot wheels toy.

i wish for a cow

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted it’s a hot wheels toy.

i wish for a cow

Granted. It appears above you and crushes you.

can i have a grilled cheese sandwich?

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

No

I wish for french fries

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, dezaS said:

No

I wish for french fries

Granted. After you eat them, a meteor strikes you down, and you get sent to briaze to be tortured by the fused.

i demand a grilled cheese. 

Edited March 13, 2025 by Entr0pic

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

No! I got Ninja'd

Just now, Entr0pic said:

Granted. After you eat them, a meteor strikes you down, and you get sent to briaze to be tortured by the fused.

i demand i grilled cheese. 

Granted you grilled cheese.

I wish for lunch

Edited March 13, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin
Ninja'd

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

No! I got Ninja'd

Granted you grilled cheese.

I wish for lunch

Granted. A fused that goes by the name “lunch” is yours in marriage.

i wish to have an above average grilled cheese, and that the bane associated with this wish will not affect my enjoyment of the grilled cheese.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Entr0pic said:

i wish to have an above average grilled cheese, and that the bane associated with this wish will not affect my enjoyment of the grilled cheese.

Granted, the world burns around you.

I wish for a statue of me.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: you get a statue of me.

I wish for that one penny that will sell for 2.5 million and the capacity to sell it for that much and enjoy the profits

[AltonicKeys he/him]

5 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted: you get a statue of me.

I wish for that one penny that will sell for 2.5 million and the capacity to sell it for that much and enjoy the profits

Granted. You sell the penny, though this greatly damages the economy. You get 2.5 million dollars, but that amount is equal to how much a penny was 10 minutes ago. You can't even buy a decent burger with 100 million dollars.

I wish for a decent burger

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: the burger is wearing clothes to conceal its genitalia. It is a disgusting burger, due to the fact that it has genitalia.

I wish for r/cremposting

[AltonicKeys he/him]

 What does this even meeaaannnn??? why would you do that!! That's so mean of you! I will not be granting your wish. Instead, you get r/broamposting, where they only post really good content, and you become spiritually satisfied and enlightened. Take that.

I wish to not need to blink

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

 What does this even meeaaannnn??? why would you do that!! That's so mean of you! I will not be granting your wish. Instead, you get r/broamposting, where they only post really good content, and you become spiritually satisfied and enlightened. Take that.

I wish to not need to blink

Granted but only when your looking at moash support 

I will more people supported moash

[Entr0pic He/him]

9 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted but only when your looking at moash support 

I will more people supported moash

Granted. 2 more people support moash

My bane is that i fall and break my leg in such a way that it can never heal properly. What’s my boon?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

4 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. 2 more people support moash

My bane is that i fall and break my leg in such a way that it can never heal properly. What’s my boon?

You can now wish for mold

[AltonicKeys he/him]

(give us a wiiiiiish and we will fulfiiiiiill it)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

(give us a wiiiiiish and we will fulfiiiiiill it)

I wish people would stop saying I look like moash 

Spoiler

I’ve gotten ten people tell me I look like moash 

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted. You look like Vyre. Ew!

I wish for every person on Earth to loathe Moash.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

57 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

granted. You look like Vyre. Ew!

I wish for every person on Earth to loathe Moash.

Granted, nothing changes.

 

i wish for everyone to share my pain and look like moash

[Entr0pic He/him]

12 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted, nothing changes.

 

i wish for everyone to share my pain and look like moash

Granted. Everybody that’s legal name is “everyone” shall have a passing resemblance to moash.

I wish that i was a gold compounder.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

54 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

I wish that i was a gold compounder.

Granted: you have the ability to make gold compounds. Enjoy your [Au(CH2)2P(C6H5)2]2Cl2!

I wish that I posessed natively the ability to store and tap health from feruchemical goldminds which I create.

[Entr0pic He/him]

32 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted: you have the ability to make gold compounds. Enjoy your [Au(CH2)2P(C6H5)2]2Cl2!

I wish that I posessed natively the ability to store and tap health from feruchemical goldminds which I create.

Granted. Can now tap health from goldminds you’ve created. 

I wish for a random piece of knowledge.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Granted. You know how hot dogs are made

Spoiler

 

I wish for every book I want for free

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Every movie you want to watch costs a thousand dollars regardless of how you're watching it.

I wish for a time turner.