Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

please make a wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AUGH IM SORRY

I DONT KNOW WHY I ALWAYS DO THIS 

I wish to never forget to wish again. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted! You forget this thread every existed.

I wish I could relax.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted! You forget this thread every existed.

I wish I could relax.

granted you cna relax but only in between the hours 7am-5pm 

i wish that i could have more soda today

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Just walk to your local gas station and pay money! 

I wish for a kitty. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You get a rat named Kitty. It is a feral being and it does not love you back.

I wish for a feral being that loves me back

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

You get my rat, and I get the person or pet you love the most all for mine

I wish for a Vulpix! 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it sets your entire house on fire.

I wish for the power to control the weather.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. In one week, the weather will gain consciousness. In two weeks, the weather will gain autonomy, and will form a union against you. In three weeks time, the Weather Phenomenon Guild has begun the uprising against you, and unless you fairly compensate them, you will be overthrown, or worse.

I wish for a really cool rock

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted, kind of. You get a chunk of ice. 

I wish for happiness!

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Granted! You can never feel sadness again. Ever. 

I wish i could see well without a need for glasses.

[Keke They/he]

Granted you need a monocle not glasses

i wish i could get motivation to care about life.

[lilmage99 She/Her]

Granted but now you only have 3 days to live 

I wish to become the most wealthy person in the world! 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted! You have 2,001 dollars. Everyone else has less than that. 

AUGH I WISH FOR A BIKE

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

16 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

Granted you need a monocle not glasses

i wish i could get motivation to care about life.

As long as i can get a free top hat with that monocle, sounds good.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted! You have 2,001 dollars. Everyone else has less than that. 

AUGH I WISH FOR A BIKE

AUGH GRANTED YOU CAN'T STOP SCREAMING EVERYTHING. AUGH.

I wish for some cheese

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

GRANTED. ITS MOOOLDY

I WISH FOR A PILLOW

[Keke They/he]

5 minutes ago, lilmage99 said:

Granted but now you only have 3 days to live 

I wish to become the most wealthy person in the world! 

WHAT!

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

GRANTED. ITS MOOOLDY

I WISH FOR A PILLOW

Granted. It’s one with feathers thats always poking you

i wish that lilmage99s bane wouldn’t be true because i still have so much i wanna do in my life

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Granted. You now had 4 days left to live.

I wish for a victorian era gentlemen's suit to go with my monocle and top hat.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it turns out that the outfit was made from a weak fabric, so it rips very easily.

I wish to be good at drawing

[Keke They/he]

Granted you can draw but you get imposter… well no thats to mean imposter syndrome sucks… i wont give you a bane cause i am kinda like that to

i wish that I get a good grade ion the test i just took

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You get a good grade ion. A positively charged A-particle. The test, however, scores terribly.

I wish to catch a fish.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You now have a fish that's rotting. 

I wish for sugar. 

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. It comes in the form of blood sugars.

I wish for real friends.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You now own 3 real friends. (Of each other, not of you.) The cops investigate and see that you are owning slaves. Jail time!

I wish to be a Mistborn

[BridgeBoi]

Granted. You can't tell the difference between your stores of metal. 

I wish to have a photographic memory.