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granted, but he's evil unfortunately

 

i wish for the mental strength to do my hw today

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30 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. Psych. 

I wish for a fire extinguisher. 

Granted, you get it thirty minutes after a major fires starts in your house.

I wish that I could gather my strength to do the very last bit of my homework.

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Granted. You somehow complete the very last bit of homework you will ever do, in your life, and now don't have the strength to finish today's.

I wish didn't need sleep, and lived a normal human lifespan with this boon.

Posted

Granted, the normal human lifespan drops to 18 years.

I wish I had another dog that was friends with my current dog.

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1 hour ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Granted, but the dog is very mean to anyone but your other dog.

Perfect😈

(skip me)

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3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. They are spiked.

a I wish to join the DA.

Granted. The Dorky-McDorkface Association gladly accepts you into their ranks.

I wish to have more time to do stuff

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Granted, your life will now be experienced slower, at 1 milisecond of actual time for 1 second of time you experience. you also don't move faster you still move at 1 second per second but your mind moves faster.

I wish to pass my test tomarrow.

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Granted, it’s a reverse recliner, so every time you pull the lever it goes forward and not backwards.

I wish for allergies to go away.

Posted

Granted, but going forward you will forget all the Latin you know 

I wish to never be hungry, nor need to sleep again 

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Granted. But the shardblade comes with a sheath, and if you take the sheath off to use it the shardblade becomes insanely powerful but sucks your soul away.

I wish for some rare coins.

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12 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. You own them until a zealous museum curator kills you for them.

please make a wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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