Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. However, when you turn your back on them, they devour you.

a I wish for more METAL SONGS!

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

19 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. However, when you turn your back on them, they devour you.

a I wish for more METAL SONGS!

Granted. They’re mostly bad, unfortunately. But they’re popular anyway, so the old ones you did like get crowded out. 
I wish to know what will happen when Wrath runs out of colors to make new personalities. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Dragonheir said:

Granted. They’re mostly bad, unfortunately. But they’re popular anyway, so the old ones you did like get crowded out. 
I wish to know what will happen when Wrath runs out of colors to make new personalities. 

Granted. I take over the world using my many personalities.

I wish to listen to “Where Dragons Dwell”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. I take over the world using my many personalities.

I wish to listen to “Where Dragons Dwell”

Granted. It doesn’t stop, just loops over and over in your mind. 
I wish you would actually give me the answer instead of just saying granted. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's granted, more or less.

I wish for a real Marewill flower.

[echo74 she/her]

34 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Oh, you fool... you have given me magic. With my power, I can rule the Cosmere! (or just one of its many worlds)

(skip me)

oh, you fool, you don't understand. i have not given you magic. i have turned you with my bibbidi bobbidi boo wand into magic. you ARE the magic that you so desperately wish to use.

be careful what you wish for buahahahaha

(skip me too this is a very serious discussion we're having rn)

Edited January 6, 2025 by echo74

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. That sounds very nice. You're now purple! 

I wish to be some kind of happy animal that don't have to do anything bad 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted! You're now my pet bird. You don't have to do anything bad, but please don't terrorize me. 

I wish for a pet bird.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It's me! Just take good care of me and we'll be square

I wish for gooood birdseed. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

As the leader of all foods, I grant this on the condition that the Jester is vaporized.

I wish for a chicken nugget.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s you

I wish for a fancy lightsaber

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so intricate and delicate that it breaks immediately upon you trying to hold it.

I wish to be happy.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 hour ago, echo74 said:

oh, you fool, you don't understand. i have not given you magic. i have turned you with my bibbidi bobbidi boo wand into magic. you ARE the magic that you so desperately wish to use.

Ahh yes, but magic, given long enough becomes sentient, meaning I can indeed take over the Cosmere using parts of myself as the means to do so. I am magic

Skip me

Edited January 6, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[Vyzkel He/Him]

25 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so intricate and delicate that it breaks immediately upon you trying to hold it.

I wish to be happy.

Granted, it’s the only emotion you will ever feel, eventually believing that your monotonous actions are the show of your happiness.

I wish to improve my productivity 

[LessName]

14 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, it’s the only emotion you will ever feel, eventually believing that your monotonous actions are the show of your happiness.

I wish to improve my productivity 

Granted, you can only be fully productive for one hour each day.

I wish for the economy to be better.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

8 hours ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Granted, but you always have a thirty percent chance of your suitcase getting lost in the airport.

You have activated my trap card!

 

2 hours ago, LessName said:

Granted, you can only be fully productive for one hour each day.

I wish for the economy to be better.

Granted, but the better the economy becomes the more wealth inequalities there are, so you and most people actually get poorer.

I wish to not drop the ball this time.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted..? You lose all your shoes  

I wish for a new hat. 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

5 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted..? You lose all your shoes  

I wish for a new hat. 

Granted. It's a comically large propeller hat. Due to its size, it is display only.

I wish for eggnog ingredients to be less expensive without losing quality.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You have to give me all of it. 

I wish to be able to get double the sleep in half the time. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you have to get an overdose on sleeping drugs to achieve this.

I wish for plot in TLT

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Cricket is addicted to cheese. 

I wish to be more awesome. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you get a sidekick who interrupts anything awesome you do.

i wish for a pickle.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You get cucumber seeds.

I wish for water.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You get stuck into a block of ice for 100 years. And also you lose the bones in your left pinky finger. 

I wish to do what must be done.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, what must be done happens to be multiple felonies.

I wish for a nice truck