Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. it's taxidermied.

I wish for something to clabbah dat there fox. 

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yes, that was a Kirby right back at ya reference.

 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, you get the moles.

I wish to be THE VAGABOND

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. but you will die in 2 years.

I wish for magical fox food, that is NOT Poison

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It is so magical that if eaten it transforms the animal into a human with a paper in their hand and there one goal in life is to give you paper cuts.

I wish for a duck.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. Enjoy your “pure white thin-shelled bivalve mollusk found off the Atlantic coasts of America.” 

I wish to forget the people I’ve loved.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

11 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Granted. Enjoy your “pure white thin-shelled bivalve mollusk found off the Atlantic coasts of America.” 

I wish to forget the people I’ve loved.

Granted, but the memories will be back in a few years.

I wish for a pure white thin-shelled bivalve mollusk found off the Atlantic coasts of America.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted, but you will have to go to Argentina to get it

I wish for the ability to predict the weather.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but only if its very obviously going to be very sunny

I wish that I could get a girl who I like and likes me and is really pretty and smart and is a fun enjoyable person to date me and be my girlfriendd

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted. You deserve it.

I wish to not be bored

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted! Go watch Alien: Isolation on Youtube or smth

I wish I could play that game.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted! Go watch Alien: Isolation on Youtube or smth

I wish I could play that game.

Granted, but ya also have to play Slay the Spire.

I have no wishes except to win tBftS.

Edited January 7, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

NEVER

I wish to get my couch back.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

BECAUSE THOU REFUSETH MY WISH, MY RIGHT IS TO REFUSETH THOU!

I WISH FOR CHICKEN!

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted, but it is very old

and you can stop shouting angrily in all caps.

I wish for a hotdog

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

10 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Granted, but it is very old

and you can stop shouting angrily in all caps.

I wish for a hotdog

Granted. He is very sweaty.

I wish for ICE CREAM

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. it is cookies and grenade.

I wish for 27 sandwiches

Edited January 7, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. (Crap u edited… throw in a deadly disease)

I wish for a grain of sand.

Edited January 7, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

granted. Why?

I wish for anti-depressant meds.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. They work too well and you can stop smiling.

I wish for a tree

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it grows inside of your lungs.

I wish for a giant chocolate bar

[echo74 she/her]

granted, it has willy wonka's golden ticket inside but you get mistaken for an oompa loompa when you walk in and get yelled at for slacking

 

i wish for my anxiety to go away

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. Now there is a giant cliff in front of you for some reason. Not a fall, but more like a wall. But don't worry, there's a hall to get through this wall.

I wish to rhyme.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

2 hours ago, Souls said:

Granted. They work too well and you can stop smiling.

They weren't for me silly. I'm not depressed. they were for @The Sly Cookie

skip me

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted, but you're out of thyme

I wish to be able to truly multitask. 

[Cash67]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted, but you're out of thyme

I wish to be able to truly multitask. 

Granted, you can never single task ever again

I wish to not need sleep to be healthy