Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You aren't affected by boons, either.

I wish for Haly to feel better.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you take her sickness

I wish for chocolate milk

[echo74 she/her]

granted, but you forget how to use a cup

 

i wish for my sore throat to go away

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

It goes away all right! Your sore throat is no longer in your possession. In other words, you are now missing some of your neck. 
I wish for omniscience without going insane, losing my free will, or being unable to benefit from the knowledge. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You benefit for exactly a fiftieth of a second, then die.

I wish for money. Again again.

[echo74 she/her]

8 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

It goes away all right! Your sore throat is no longer in your possession. In other words, you are now missing some of your neck. 
I wish for omniscience without going insane, losing my free will, or being unable to benefit from the knowledge. 

thank youuuu

honestly anything to get rid of it tbh

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. You benefit for exactly a fiftieth of a second, then die.

I wish for money. Again again.

granted. you get 0.01 USD.

 

i wish for the ability to teleport

[Keke They/he]

Granted you teleport five feet in a random direction 

i wish to not have depression

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you have insanity instead.

I wish to understand dogs

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Granted, you have insanity instead.

I wish to understand dogs

JOKES ON YOU IM ALREADY INSANE MUAHAHHAHA

GRANTED YOU ONLY UNDERSTAND GREAT DANES

I WISH FOR A SINGULAR SOUR SKITTLE

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It’s black for an undisclosed reason. 

I wish to hug someone. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. They have an extremely deadly contagious disease that is spread by touch.

I wish for a bottle.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you’re inside it.

I wish for a cup of water to appear in my hand

[Keke They/he]

Granted its 10000 ounces

i wish for nothing

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. It is upside down.

I wish for the Dragonsteel leatherbounds of The Wheel of Time.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. The mythical Wheel of Time is bound in leather, then cast in dragonsteel. It rolls onto your doorstep. You can't do anything with it, it just sits there.

I wish to not be surrounded by fools

[Keke They/he]

Granted your now surrounded by voidbringer

i wish for nothing 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You also get a very persistant monster tracking you until the end of time.

I wish for a very persistant monster tracking me.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. It's the Big Friendly Giant.

 

I wish for self control.

[echo74 she/her]

granted, but you have to give me a bagel

 

i wish for a bagel

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

granted, but you have to give me a donut

i wish to be able to eat with my rubber bands in

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can only eat rubber bands

I wish for some tasty soup

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted, you have no tongue to enjoy the soup

I wish for a signed copy of WaT

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, but WaT do you want signed?

I wish for a tree.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, it's dead.

I wish for a reindeer.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted.

*shotgun blast*

It's dead. 

I wish for a fish.