Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Granted. All your dreams are nightmares.

I wish to not botch the latkes I'm making tomorrow night.

Granted. You will burn yourself badly and need to go to the hospital, but they will be perfect.

I wish for a fun and relaxing Christmas.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, every Christmas you’ve ever gotten disappears the next day, including the food.

I wish to be a good cook

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted you can only cook mac & cheese, pizza, and tacos. but they are really good.

I wish for my storming cats to get out of my Christmas tree.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You now have storming raccoons in your Christmas tree.

Good luck.

I wish to be able to sleep in on Christmas morning.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Hah! Right. Sure. Go ahead. I can't grant something impossible. (though if you do sleep in I will be impressed)

I wish to get rid of the raccoons in my tree, and NOT let any other animals in it

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Good luck getting your siblings out of there.

I wish for a sneeze.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. you can never sneeze after this one sneeze

38 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. Good luck getting your siblings out of there.

I said no animals in the tree!

I wish every 17th shard member a Merry Christmas.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. *gives out goody bags*

I wish for the ability to not wake up at an ungodly early hour by my dumb internal clock tomorrow. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted you will only wake up past 3 PM every day for the rest of your life.

I wish to be smarter

[echo74 she/her]

19 hours ago, echo74 said:

granted, nothing happens.

 

i wish to get a copy of wind and truth for christmas

update: i got it

granted, but you fail your next math test

i wish for someone to eat a bagel today

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. NO BAGELS 4 U ALL MINE!

 

I wish to cure the diabetes from my bagel overdose.

 

[Cash67]

Granted. It turns out you have been misremembering celiac disease as diabetes, and in exchange for your life must go forth and consume no gluten.

I wish to have time to do hobbies

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. you are now immortal now you have all the time in the world but everything goes 2x faster for you

I wish for all the Stormlight Lost Tales story deck cards.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

granted. You gain the wrath of all household pets.

 

I wish  for a nice big fluffy round hat. A good one, and it ,,just be from the most prominent hat store in alll of Europe. cuz Europe has cool hats.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, for some reason, every time you where the hat you get seen as a criminal and put in jail, the hat getting confiscated.

I wish for a perfect knowledge of every game in existence.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

granted. you can't play them.

 

I want to be exempt from the law.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Double Jeopardy court law does not apply to you. 

I wish for yummy video games! 

[echo74 she/her]

granted! you are now a zombie, though. and all you want is brains.

 

i wish for my writer's block to go away

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted! Psych. Those things don't go away. 

I wish for many happiness! 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted but everyone around you is miserable and you are empathetic.

I wish to be good at chess.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can only beat AIs, but you can beat all of them. 

I wish to be 100x better at every aspect of writing than I already am. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you are 100x worse at everything else, writing is all your good for.

I wish for a better memory

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. You now remember why people hate you and why anyone in the world thinks you are worthless.

 

I wish to know what part of the world do yall live in cuz im up at like 8 and seeing posts from like 2 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, I live in... *drumroll*

Spoiler

not Utah

I wish to know how to wet-fold in origami

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted but you forget everything else about orgamii

I wish to eat bacon for breakfast

Edited December 28, 2024 by IcedOutPenguin