Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

You get a dollar.

I wish for the golden ticket.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. I stab you.

I wish for another dollar.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. I get your first dollar + interest.

I wish for a key.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it is delivered to you via stab.

I wish for an extra knife.

[Paladin Stormblessed]

Granted: you get a butter knife

I wish for more pet cockroaches

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. None of them work

I wish i had 20 bucks

[Paladin Stormblessed]

granted: It was stolen from a bank, you get arrested

I wish that i could read wind and truth faster

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you age as fast as you read

I wish to be taller 

[Paladin Stormblessed]

You grow .005"

i wish to be a sentry (F-Bronze)

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. DIY style. You have a friend with F-Bronze and a hemalurgic spike

I wish to be between 6'3" and 6'5" tall (1.9-1.95 meters) in the normal way that people are tall

Edited December 10, 2024 by KelsierApologist
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[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Your arms fall off.

I wish for some water.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s salt water

I wish to have waterbending

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You get stabbed. 

I wish there was more stabbing in this chat. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. But I'm not going to stab you.

I wish for a glass knife.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. But you have to stab someone with it in the next five seconds. 

I wish to stab someone. 

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. You stab me.

I wish to stab oOklA thE shInyYyy

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, she stabs you back

I wish for people to stop stabbing eachother.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Naw. You can have a jug of milk with worms instead. 

I wish to be able to stab eVeRyOnE at OnCe

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. I get all your knives.

I wish for a a piece of cake.

Edited December 10, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You you have to to repeat every every other word word whenever you you speak.

I wish for next year to be better than the last.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You get a fun house dropped on your spoon. 

I wish for avocado oil. 

[Keke They/he]

Granted. It goes bad within the first day you get it

 

i wish for sanity

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted, but only if you really want it.

I wish for beavers. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, they eat your house

I wish to have Magneto powers

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. A roof falls on your head. 

I wish for hats!