Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted… whenever your girlfriend is around. 

I wish for two books— one with all the good things people have ever said about me and one with all the bad. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. They are written in the dawnchant.

I wish for a better pen.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Ok, but it can only write exactly stuff in exactly 5.39238 size font

I wish to be at the front of the hold line to get Wind and Truth at my library

[BridgeBoi]

Your copy of wind and truth was used. It's covered with a 6 years scribbles.

I wish for infinite pancakes

Edited December 18, 2024 by BridgeBoi

[echo74 she/her]

granted, but you can't eat any of them or you'll explode

 

i wish for a good night's sleep tonight

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You don't sleep at all tomorrow. 

I wish my two books would be legible and perfect. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. They are perfectly blank.

I wish for some paper.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It all gives you paper cuts. 

I wish my books were completely perfect with no caveats. 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Granted. they are beautiful for three days, and then you spill a mug of hot chocolate on them.

I wish for a cute, lil, immortal, loves me forever, normal tempramented chinchilla.

[echo74 she/her]

granted, you are now deathly allergic to chinchillas

 

i wish to eat a piece of bread tomorrow

 

 

 

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it has been waiting years to be eaten, so now it is moldy and sad.

I wish to be immune to food poisoning

[echo74 she/her]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Granted, it has been waiting years to be eaten, so now it is moldy and sad.

I wish to be immune to food poisoning

NOOO MY BREAD

granted, you are now a skeleton

i wish to have a yummy orange that's not moldy or poisonous

[Keke They/he]

Granted it has a one centimeter radius 

i wish for candy. Normal candy, normal sized candy that has nothing wrong about it. It’s only mine and cant be tampered with nor stolen

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. From unrelated reasons, your left pinky blows up. That's it.

I wish for a really tall table.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. For unrelated reasons, you die.

I wish to have complete and utter control over the dead.

[Keke They/he]

Granted you can now talk to corpses, but becuase they dont have muscles they cant move so you have. Bunch of useless bones

i wish to be transported to the cosmere. In doing so i am a world hopper. I am bonded to a spren so no boons will affect me. I have the investitures of all the worlds and i am currently on roshar during the time of part one of oathbringer. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

4 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Granted you can now talk to corpses, but becuase they dont have muscles they cant move so you have. Bunch of useless bones

i wish to be transported to the cosmere. In doing so i am a world hopper. I am bonded to a spren so no boons will affect me. I have the investitures of all the worlds and i am currently on roshar during the time of part one of oathbringer. 

I would grant that, but no boons can affect you.

Guess I’ll make up for it in Banes. You are missing an alternating finger based on the day of the Rosharan week.

 

I wish for WIND AND TRUTH

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I would grant that, but no boons can affect you.

Guess I’ll make up for it in Banes. You are missing an alternating finger based on the day of the Rosharan week.

 

I wish for WIND AND TRUTH

Ahem wrong word. I meant bane my bad bro. What does that even mean.

Also granted but its ver tiny

7 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

 

i wish to be transported to the cosmere. In doing so i am a world hopper. I am bonded to a spren so no banes will affect me. I have the investitures of all the worlds and i am currently on roshar during the time of part one of oathbringer. 

 

Edited December 19, 2024 by OOKLA the strange

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

Ahem wrong word. I meant bane my bad bro.

 

 

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[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

 

I edited the thingie majigger

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

I edited the thingie majigger

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Granted, except for the no Banes part. See previous post for Bane.

I wish for WIND AND TRUTH

[Keke They/he]

Granted it’s ver tiny copy. 

Also what does that bane even mean>?!

i wish to not be effected by any banes

Edited December 19, 2024 by OOKLA the strange

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted, you're not effected by banes. You can still be affected by banes though, so now you're like Rapunzel but it's your fingernails.

Bane means a bad thing. A burden, curse, tie-down, rival. Like in Batman, Bane is Batman's bane, he's Batman's curse. One of them at least.

I wish for a boon.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Have a rotten tomato along with it.

I wish to not feel tired.

[Keke They/he]

Granted your now way to energetic you cant sit down

I wish to not be affected by banes,