Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Keke They/he]

Granted, you can no longer read or write either language.

i wish to be able to sleep at night. Pls.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It requires a blood ritual every time. 

I wish for strawberries. 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Granted !! one strawberry.

I wish for a spoon to eat my ice cream

WOAH i posted this a while ago i gotta change the granted...

Edited December 18, 2024 by OOKLA_the LIV

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted! It's like those tiny tea spoons. Oh, and it's also really hot and won't cool down.

I wish for a really good burger.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It appears in my hands! Thanks!

I wish for a shake.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. It appears... In the sky. Oh, now it's accelerating upwards. Now it's far out of orbit, and is exponentially speeding up to meet the edge of the universe. Now neither of us can enjoy it. Great.

I wish for a pencil that never runs out of lead

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Freeze said:

Granted. It appears... In the sky. Oh, now it's accelerating upwards. Now it's far out of orbit, and is exponentially speeding up to meet the edge of the universe. Now neither of us can enjoy it. Great.

I wish for a pencil that never runs out of lead

Granted. I buy a shake to go with my burger and you feel very jealous.

I wish for some fries.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

(fries)

GRANTED they summon in my hands and i DEVOUR THEM

i wish for EVEN MORE FRIES

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, OOKLA_the LIV said:

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

(fries)

GRANTED they summon in my hands and i DEVOUR THEM

i wish for EVEN MORE FRIES

Granted. I get them. Yummy!

*smacks lips*

I wish for some water.

[Keke They/he]

Granted, you get one drop.

i wish for a Dr Pepper can that has Dr Pepper in it that is filled to the brim and the Dr Pepper is normal dr pepper

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, someone puts Mentos in it the moment it appears.

I wish to instantly make a toy of my choice appear whenever I wave my hand.

[Keke They/he]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Granted, someone puts Mentos in it the moment it appears.

I wish to instantly make a toy of my choice appear whenever I wave my hand.

Grrrr

granted, the toy gets stolen any time you make one

i wish that i could use lashings.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Granted. Except rather than Lashings, you asked for lashings, so you can build stuff out of sticks and rope if you have a day of time to waste. Congrats! 
I wish for a perpetual motion machine. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you figure out that the perpetual motion is actually a lie and it was a magnet all along, causing you to have an existential crisis.

I wish to have the powers of Professer X

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

17 hours ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Granted, you figure out that the perpetual motion is actually a lie and it was a magnet all along, causing you to have an existential crisis.

I wish to have the powers of Professer X

Granted! You go bald and can’t walk. 

I wish to spend Christmas Break in my Algebra Class. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Why in the ever loving depths of Hathsin would you ever, EVER want that??

I wish for more sleep. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s during class.

I wish to be able to control cloth

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

GRANTED. but you can only control a very specific kind of cotton

I wish for a donut

[strmblsd he/him]

granted it has 3 holes.

I wish for a girlfriend in 6 days which is when I can date

[Keke They/he]

Granted… you break up one day later.

i wish to be able to use Lashings

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Granted… you break up one day later.

i wish to be able to use Lashings

granted but you cannot use ones that go up only to the sides and down

 

I wish for a girlfriend that loves me and would be mine forever

Edited December 17, 2024 by Ookla The Loser OfThe Game

[Keke They/he]

Granted… your parents dont like her.

i wish for a grapple gun. It stays with me no matter what and has infinite grapples and is indestructible.

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Granted… your parents dont like her.

i wish for a grapple gun. It stays with me no matter what and has infinite grapples and is indestructible.

granted it only shoots out 2 feet

I wish that my parents likes my girlfriend

[Keke They/he]

That’s good enough.

Granted, you now have a loving family and a wife who your parents like

i wish for waffle fries,

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

That’s good enough.

Granted, you now have a loving family and a wife who your parents like

i wish for waffle fries,

granted you must now explain to everyone what those are at all  times

I wish for the ability to use feruchemy