Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It tastes like feet. 

I wish for beauty again with no caveats directly related. 

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted. It is given to you in the form of me being your bf.

 

I wish for all the trash in all the landfills in the world to appear in the oceans.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inactive said:

Granted. It is given to you in the form of me being your bf.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inactive said:

I wish for all the trash in all the landfills in the world to appear in the oceans.

Granted. Everyone hates you now.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted. It’s toxic.

I wish for someone to get me WaT for Christmas.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Inactive said:

Granted. It is given to you in the form of me being your bf.

 

I wish for all the trash in all the landfills in the world to appear in the oceans.

 

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Awkward said:

Granted. It’s toxic.

I wish for someone to get me WaT for Christmas.

Granted. It's the format you most dislike. 

I wish for the stars to be birds. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, they all poop on you

I wish for birds to never poop on me ever again

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, dogs do it instead.

I wish to have the world’s smartest fish

Edited December 7, 2024 by Ookla the Invyzable

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, it tries to kill you.

I wish for a longer attention span.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Aaatttttteeennntttiiiooonnn   ssspppaaannn.

I wish for a gallon of chicken broth. No questions.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the bucket is filled with live, angry chickens.

I wish for chickens to be my friend

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. The chickens are in a tiger's stomach.

I wish to be the best at chess in the world.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you are teleported to Pluto, making you the best chess player on that world.

I wish I didn’t need to breathe to live

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. Unfortunately, this only activates after you die.

I wish to be immune to pain

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. This because you are dead.

I wish for moneys. (Again.)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It accidently all gets sent to my bank account. (whoopsie)

I wish for the power of convenience.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. All that money that you STOLE from me conveniently enters my bank account.

I wish the Emperor would talk to Sain.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. I get my stolen money back- every last bit of it.

I wish for some cheese

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted. The cheese is old and hard.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s fermented

I wish for a perfectly pristine pizza

[strmblsd he/him]

granted its encased in resin

I wish for the library to be less stupid

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. Every book with the word stupid has now never existed.

I wish I had a husky

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It wants to eat you.

I wish for a time machine.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it needs to be plugged in and can only go to prehistoric times

I wish for a nice little robot to clean dishes

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. It can only be filed by blood sacrifice.

I wish for three eyes. 

[Paladin Stormblessed]

Granted: none of them work.

I wish for the ability to summon any type of grenade, at any time, none of them explode until i want them to.