Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can no longer feel your feet. 

I wish for happiness. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You are exceptionally giddy and cannot complete any tasks.

I wish for some way to arrange the dynamite into a mountain.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

But I’m happy, right? 

Granted. Here’s your chisel. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

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Any wish?

And yes.

 

[strmblsd he/him]

On 11/24/2024 at 8:14 PM, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

But I’m happy, right? 

Granted. Here’s your chisel. 

granted nothing happens

I wish for a bananana

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

granted nothing happens

I wish for a bananana

Ooop my bad fam 

granted. You now have a grandmother with “bana “ tattooed on her forehead. She’s very confused. 

I wish for Pokémons.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Ooop my bad fam 

granted. You now have a grandmother with “bana “ tattooed on her forehead. She’s very confused. 

I wish for Pokémons.

granted they want to eat you

I wish for the ability to use feruchemy irl just to prank people

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You has no feet. 

I wish for a glass of water. 

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. You has no feet. 

I wish for a glass of water. 

you get glass bringing you water... 

Spoiler

in her mouth but shhhh

I wish to be unductaped from the couch in the battle for the sandwich 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

you get glass bringing you water... 

  Reveal hidden contents

in her mouth but shhhh

I wish to be unductaped from the couch in the battle for the sandwich 

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. . . excuse you?

NEVER. NOT GRANTED.

I wish for a sock.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

NEVER. NOT GRANTED.

I wish for a sock.

granted it is wet and has holes in it

I wish once again to be unductaped from the couch

[TwinStorm He/Him]

granted, you get duct taped to itirSp (hope that's right)

I wish for a nicer phone.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I wish for a nicer phone.

Granted. It now can't talk back to you.

I wish for a better attention span.

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Freeze

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can’t focus on anything for less than ten minutes. 

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. You can’t focus on anything for less than ten minutes. 

do your wish..

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

AUFH

I wish I weren’t dumb. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted, you also have Lou Gehrig’s disease.

I wish for an invincible shin.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, terminal cancer is hiding in the shin. Somehow.

I wish for my very own cancer cells!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Um, ok sure, but they're in your body, so you now have lung cancer

I wish for crepes

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, they are made from eggs with cancerous tumors.

I wish for the cure to cancer.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted it only cures it for 20 minutes then it doubles how strong it is

I wish that my leg would stop hurting..

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It falls off.

I wish for the power to slow down time for myself and those I wish for how ever long I wish whenever I wish.

[LessName]

Granted, you only slow it down for yourself, in a small bubble, the rest of the world goes on normal speed.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You fall whenever you fly higher than ten feet. 

I wish for @oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE to have a healthy obsession. 

Edited November 28, 2024 by oOklA thE shInyYyy

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. You fall whenever you fly higher than ten feet. 

I wish for @oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE to have a healthy obsession. 

with………… with what