Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you remember them too perfectly that everyone hates you and your now a neat freak

I wish for a cannon to shoot..

[Longshot97 he/him]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

Granted but you remember them too perfectly that everyone hates you and your now a neat freak

I wish for a cannon to shoot..

Granted, but no news of any cannonball-struck wreckage reaches you, and as you go about your life, you become increasingly aware that you can just faintly hear the whistle of an incoming projectile...

I wish to have the capacity to turn any curse to my advantage.

Edited August 7, 2024 by Longshot97

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can now change curse words into anything you want, the person cursing will only realize after they say it that it wasn’t what they wanted to say.

I wish to be able to summon food whenever I want.

Edited August 7, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted, you won’t be able to eat it.

I wish to be short

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

Granted, you won’t be able to eat it.

I wish to be short

Granted everyone else gets taller so you comparatively are shorter

I wish to be able to see my friends 

[Longshot97 he/him]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Granted everyone else gets taller so you comparatively are shorter

I wish to be able to see my friends 

Granted. However, the aforementioned cannon strike is delivered with surgical precision. I'm sure you can guess where

[EDIT] Sorry, I sort of broke the game. I wish to overcome my chronic procrastination.

Edited August 7, 2024 by Longshot97

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You lose all human intelligence.

I wish that I could have a cheeseburger.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you now have a burger patty made entirely of cheese.

I wish that I can do a perfect backflip. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but right after you execute your perfect backflip, your whole body will collapse face-first onto the ground.

I wish for more time.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. As Einstien said, "Time is relative" so your perspective changes, allowing you to see that having no time is he same as having all the time in the world. So you have no time.

I wish for an in-n-out double double.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you now have a resin-sealed double-double to decorate your room.

I wish for a cool sword.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It is microscopic so you can't see of use it.

I wish for Reese's pieces.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, here is my friend Reese's pieces of eraser

I wish for spren to exist in real life.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, Odium comes with them.

I wish for a cool human-sized sword.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but all living things within a mile freeze, crack and die. All living things within 5 miles of the sword gain extreme frost-bite. All living things within 50 miles of the sword get regular frostbite. And all living things within 100 miles get hypothermia.

I wish for Odium to be splintered in SA 5 so he will not come to Earth

Edited August 7, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Earth explodes.

I wish for some candy.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s given to you by Pennywise.

I wish for candy to appear in my hand.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Your hand falls off.

I wish for candy to appear in my mouth.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. But the candy is poisoned candy

I wish for tootsie rolls to be un-invented

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, Choco-Chews replace them.

I wish to be super muscular.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are so muscular that you can't move.

I wish for a burrito.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have an annoying song stuck in your head for a year.

I wish for a sausage.

[Longshot97 he/him]

27 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. You have an annoying song stuck in your head for a year.

I wish for a sausage.

Granted. You get to see it being made from the very start.

I wish for a bane-free boon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get attacked by the Joker instead.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you are now allergic to fish.

I wish to have a lightsaber.