Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. 

I wish for a chocolate smoothie.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. It lands on your face.

I wish that the last wish I made would not come true.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you get a paradox and your mind explodes 

I wish for a book that was all of Brandons books in one mega book

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. It will fall apart from the sheer size if you even touch it. Like, it's gigantic.

I wish for an apricot.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it very squishy and weird and gooey

I wish for a will to do stuff in life 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now have a taste for drywall.

I wish for some cotton candy.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It turns out it’s made of real cotton.

I wish for the power to know when someone’s approaching me with the intent of surprising me with candy.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but nobody ever wants to give you candy

I wish that I could be able to see others emotions

Edited June 15, 2024 by strmblsd

[NameIess]

Granted. Your bane is that you still can’t interpret what you see.

I wish to be kinder.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are kinder to your enemies but meaner to your friends.

I wish for it to be very hot.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you are always burning up

I wish to be amazing looking 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You're so amazing looking that when anyone looks at your face they shrivel up and die. (This includes yourself looking in a mirror).

I wish for it to be a nice 85 degree fahrenheit.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, but everyone knows that it was you who melted the polar ice caps

i wish I would never bite my tongue or inside of my cheek ever again 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, you don't have a tongue or cheeks.

I wish for a bowl of clam chowder.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it's poisoned

I wish for the power of lift (including the eating food to investiture and the surges)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. No one considers it “awesome“

I wish to have a never ending supply of pencils 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted they are all 1 inch long and dulll

I wish that the sun would crash into earth

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. The- er... the bane is actually quite obvious.

I WISH FOR PINEAPPLE.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, it floats above your head just out of reach.

I wish that it was December 6th.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. You are now in Hawaii near a naval base on Oahu and it’s 1941. You can’t leave the area until noon tomorrow. 
 

I wish I never needed to do laundry 

Edited June 17, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. All of your socks go missing.

I wish for a friendly polar bear.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted all birds now hate you

I wish for friends

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but they are actually just hallucinations.

I wish for the moon to be made of cheese.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It collapses in on itself because it's made of brie, which is less dense and softer than moon rocks (physics on that might not check out but this is magic so eh).

I wish for some brie.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. For every 0.2 ounces of Brie you eat, you must also eat 60 slices of American cheese and 3 cans of SPAM

i wish for an infinite supply of SPAM