Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. They are all nightmares.

I wish for a monopoly on air transport.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. However, all fuel bursts into flames whenever it comes close to any form of air transport.

I wish for good grades.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you don't learn anything though.

I wish for 197 million square miles worth of sprinklers.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. California now has completely run out of water.

I wish for tigers to be able to change their stripes.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. 57.232% of humanity is now bald.

I wish for the Stick to become fire.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Nightwatcher simply shakes her head and says “Some things are beyond even my power, child.”

I wish for the ability to create earthquakes.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. You can now create Richter -15 earthquakes.

I wish for a get-out-of-a-future-bane-free card.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Monopoly Man is now hunting you down, trying to steal it.

I wish for some Horneater stew.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. Bridge 4 is now coming to steal their stew back.

I wish my sprinklers would self assemble across the entire earth and automatically fill with weed killer.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, the electric bill puts you into a large amount of debt.

I wish for french fries 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

6 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, the electric bill puts you into a large amount of debt.

I wish for french fries 

Granted. They’re way too salty.

I wish for my own successful restaurant chain that has the best food ever.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Both of your hands are now your non dominant hand.

I wish for the ability to control the shapes of clouds.

[Aeoryi she/her]

17 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Both of your hands are now your non dominant hand.

I wish for the ability to control the shapes of clouds.

Granted. You wake up in the backrooms

I wish to find who asked 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get the Cheese Touch.

I wish for a rubber ducky.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

7 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You get the Cheese Touch.

I wish for a rubber ducky.

Granted. It wants you dead.

I wish for my other AirPod to work.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your shoes inevitably end up eating your socks.

I wish for eyeglasses that don’t get smudges.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you can no longer use drinking glasses.

I wish for football to stop existing.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

49 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, you can no longer use drinking glasses.

I wish for football to stop existing.

Granted. another sport that you’ll hate just as much replaces it.

I wish for my own giant tree.

Edited February 12, 2024 by TwinSouls

[aetherbound he/him]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

Granted. another sport that you’ll hate just as much replaces it.

I wish for my own giant tree.

Granted. It is a fireball tree(whatever that means).

I wish for a sandwich

[Aredor]

Granted. It's made of foam. 

I wish to know whether Adolin dies in book 5.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, he does.

 

I don't wish for anything.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You get something to go with your nothing.

I wish for a million pennies.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. You get something to go with your nothing.

I wish for a million pennies.

Granted. They are in a trust fund that will go to your children after you are dead.

 

I wish for another cat. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

6 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Granted. They are in a trust fund that will go to your children after you are dead.

 

I wish for another cat. 

Granted. It’s invisible.

I wish to Win 50% of everything.

[Myrrh-Man]

Granted. But you are cursed with the worst luck.

 

I with for the powers of a Mistborn.