Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get a Firefly class spaceship. It lands on your house.

I wish to have a monkey tail.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you're a kitsune.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Nightwatcher is rather peeved by this, so she gives you a bane anyways. Your eyes and eyebrows switch places.

I wish for a strand of unicorn hair.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. It's still attached to the unicorn, who has a problem with people trying to take it's hair.

I wish for a talent.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Evil librarians are constantly chasing you.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Evil librarians are constantly chasing you.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

Granted. You have 4 ears.

I wish for tomato tree. (Yes, I know that doesn’t exist.)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. The tree only blooms every other decade or so.

I wish for a The Evolution

[Lunamor she/her]

The Nightwatcher, not knowing what that is, gives you a fish with legs. It stole your legs.

I wish for peace and quiet.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

On 2/2/2024 at 3:33 PM, Lunamor said:

Granted. Evil librarians are constantly chasing you.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

Granted. You have a constant itch.

I wish to be able to time travel.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you travel through time the same way as everyone else

I wish for a pet dragon. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You get a pet dragonfruit.

I wish for animosity

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your friends become your enemies and your enemies become your friends.

I wish for headphones that perfectly cancel all noise.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Granted. Your friends become your enemies and your enemies become your friends.

I wish for headphones that perfectly cancel all noise.

Granted. They cancel all noise but don't seem to fit no matter how hard you try.

I wish for a Speedy The Cat

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher doesn’t really know what that is, so she gives you a really fast kitten with a collar nametag that says “Speedy”. It enjoys clawing your furniture.

I wish to understand what people are wishing for without resorting to Google.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You get hit on the head by a dictionary.

I wish for slopes to be nerfed irl

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher, now beginning to question her understanding of pop culture references and slang, makes all ski slopes bunny slopes. You can only ski while facing backwards.

I wish for night vision.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. The Nightwatcher, now beginning to question her understanding of pop culture references and slang, makes all ski slopes bunny slopes. You can only ski while facing backwards.

I wish for night vision.

Granted. You lose peripheral and daytime vision.

I wish for Activision to become better

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Every opponent in a multiplayer match uses aimbot against you.

I wish for a boogie board.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. It replaces any skill you have at dancing (and not in a Folsom Smedry kind of way).

I wish for a cup of hot chocolate.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Every time you speak in something other than a whisper, you somehow manage to stub your toe.

I wish for a very long scarf.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

15 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Every time you speak in something other than a whisper, you somehow manage to stub your toe.

I wish for a very long scarf.

Granted. You cannot wear anything else ever in your entire life. Good thing it's several metres long.

I wish to be able to freeze time.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You perpetually feel like you are about to sneeze, but are unable to.

I wish for a pocketknife I won’t accidentally hurt myself with.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You now have the impressive ability to accidentally hurt yourself with spatulas and dental floss, at great frequency.

I wish for the ability to sing every note on the piano.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your hand is now permanently super-glued to a stand mixer.

I wish to be able to dance the moonwalk.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Your hand is now permanently super-glued to a stand mixer.

I wish to be able to dance the moonwalk.

Granted. You can only do it on the moon

I wish for a Night Fury from httyd