Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

47 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Granted. It's been poisoned just enough to give you a miserable night in the bathroom.

I wish to be able to tolerate spicier foods. Habanero peppers look so tempting, you know?

Granted. You can no longer tolerate non-spicy foods.

I wish for an eye and an ear and an arm and a leg.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You no longer have a sense of taste.

I wish for a really soft pillow.

Edit: Ninja’d

Edited January 29, 2024 by Lunamor

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You no longer have a sense of taste.

I wish for a really soft pillow.

Edit: Ninja’d

Granted. All the birds will eat your lunch for all of eternity.

I wish for my very own Gnargless gnat

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

I wish for an eye and an ear and an arm and a leg.

Granted. A newly made pirate is now very mad at you.

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

I wish for my very own Gnargless gnat

Even after Googling, the Nightwatcher has no idea what Gnargless means, so she just gives you a regular, really annoying gnat.

I wish for a crystal chandelier.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Granted. A newly made pirate is now very mad at you.

Even after Googling, the Nightwatcher has no idea what Gnargless means, so she just gives you a regular, really annoying gnat.

I wish for a crystal chandelier.

Granted. It can never be attached to anything, whether physically or emotionally.

I wish for an extinct fish

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1. The pirate thing is by far my favorite response I’ve seen

2. The idea was to get someone to google it…

 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. It can never be attached to anything, whether physically or emotionally.

I wish for an extinct fish

 

Granted. It comes with an extinct disease.

I wish for a lava lamp.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

granted but it is always stays still

I wish for a god laptop

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It comes with a god password which you cannot remember

I wish for a cod3breaker

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Confused at your typo, the Nightwatcher grants you a fish slapper (she’s not very 1337). Also you have tiny arms now.

I wish for the ability to ice skate without bruising my tailbone.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You no longer have a tailbone.

I wish for a good metaphor.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. David is extremely jealous of you now.

I wish for a grain of salt.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted, its desolved inside a full 4 later bottle

i wish for the horn of valere

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

4 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

granted, its desolved inside a full 4 later bottle

i wish for the horn of valere

Granted. It doesnt work.

I wish for a deer made out of toothbrushes

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. it is very cringe.

 

I wish for world clean.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. The moon becomes pac man

I wish for a bonsai tree

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. It has a taste for blood.

I wish for lightning.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Faerie Braids said:

Granted. It has a taste for blood.

I wish for lightning.

Granted. It’s gone a few seconds later.

I wish for infinite blood

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. good news, you have infinite blood, bad news, you're a black hole now.

 

I wish for light.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your shoes are all one size too small.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[solarcat she/her]

Granted, but the coffee will be so hot that you can't drink it without burning your tongue for several hours

I wish to effectively help my friend with his math homework

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. Your calculator is know self aware and doesn't know how to handle it at all.

I wish for comprehensive and extensive knowledge of U.S. history

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted, you go back in time to watch the history happen for the first time.

i wish for infinite ice cream

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

31 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

granted, you go back in time to watch the history happen for the first time.

i wish for infinite ice cream

Granted. It’s terrible

I wish for a seceret bunker

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Granted, it get scealed of airtight with no way to get in or out 

I wish for the awnsers to my homework 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

Granted, it get scealed of airtight with no way to get in or out 

I wish for the awnsers to my homework 

Granted. You are sent to jail. (For no reason)

I wish for all laws to be random