Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

You get a kid named Rease”s chewed gum.

I wish for chocolate 

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, it's so dark that it's 10% cocoa...

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 and 90% the ground the beans were grown in.

I wish for ooklas.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Ookla the barbarian comes to your house personally to rip off your arms.

I wish for survival rates after recieving a bane to go up

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, survival rates after reciving a boon go down.

I wish i could multiply 3*16 correctly.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now every single math equation you do incorrectly adds up to 48, no matter what.

I wish for mosquitoes to stop biting me.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, any food you eat will now be absolutely covered by dead mosquitoes.

I wish for rutabaga.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. Fire over the inheritance.

I wish for Mushroom Bot.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Confusing said:

Granted. Fire over the inheritance.

I wish for Mushroom Bot.

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish for infinite pizza

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but it’s stale, burnt and cold. 
I wish to be a Windrunner

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. No bane attached for no reason,you are going to die very soon from now

I wish to know why people count for no reason

[..... he/him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

Granted. No bane attached for no reason,you are going to die very soon from now

I wish to know why people count for no reason

granted that is now the only information you can retain in your long term memory

I wish for the inability to win, lose or tie/draw any contest of any type.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

8 hours ago, ..... said:

granted that is now the only information you can retain in your long term memory

I wish for the inability to win, lose or tie/draw any contest of any type.

Granted. 
I wis to be axle to always win monopoly

[..... he/him]

45 minutes ago, OokIa the Believer said:

Granted. 
I wis to be axle to always win monopoly

granted you are an axle that always wins at monoply

I wish for all people that Ever have, are or will be alive to be in constant competition with me for who can live longer 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for a brain.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

47 minutes ago, Ookla the Dreamer said:

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for a brain.

Granted it is tiny 

I wish to be a light to others better

Edited December 9, 2023 by OokIa the Believer

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, OokIa the Believer said:

Granted it is tiny 

I wish to be a light to others better

Granted. You are now alight with flames.

I wish to not consistently make bad decisions 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

Granted. You are now alight with flames.

I wish to not consistently make bad decisions 

Geranted, you don’t make any decisions

 

I wish for a stick 

[..... he/him]

3 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Geranted, you don’t make any decisions

 

I wish for a stick 

granted you are a stick!

I wish for death to reverse

[Soulbinder she/her]

Unfortunately, even the Nightwatcher cannot retrieve souls from the Beyond, so instead what you get is some reanimated corpses. On the plus side, you get zombies, which is kind of cool. On the downside, they will follow you around and sing the Nyan cat theme song endlessly. They cannot be destroyed. Therefore, you who wished for death to be undone will soon beg for its sweet release.

I wish for a bagel. 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

9 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Unfortunately, even the Nightwatcher cannot retrieve souls from the Beyond, so instead what you get is some reanimated corpses. On the plus side, you get zombies, which is kind of cool. On the downside, they will follow you around and sing the Nyan cat theme song endlessly. They cannot be destroyed. Therefore, you who wished for death to be undone will soon beg for its sweet release.

I wish for a bagel. 

Granted, it’s gluten free. 
 

I wish for a Christmas present

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. You also receive a Halloween postsent.

I wish for the nightwatcher to die.

Edited December 11, 2023 by Ookla the Confusing

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. Cultivation now grants wishes and immediately brings back the night watcher.

I wish for effort

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you can't read clocks anymore.

I wish for plant killing chemicals.

[..... he/him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Confusing said:

Granted, you can't read clocks anymore.

I wish for plant killing chemicals.

granted the chemicals work by you drinking them and then pouring them out on the plant at which point it uses your souls investiture to wither the plants

 

I wish for extra curses for every post on this thread I make starting once I post this.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. But we give out boons and banes, not curses and wishes.

I boon for wish