Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted. you're an insomniac now, and still feel as if you need to sleep regularly.

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That's definitely not being fully rested.

What?

I wish for the ability to grant myself boons

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

What?

I wish for the ability to grant myself boons

Granted. You become the nightwatcher. Unfortunately cultivation always overrides any boon or bane you give.

I wish to steal the well of ascension.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

7 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. You become the nightwatcher. Unfortunately cultivation always overrides any boon or bane you give.

I wish to steal the well of ascension.

Granted. Unfortunately, all the power stays underneath Kredik Shaw, you’re left with an empty cavern.

I wish to become a fourth Bondsmith spren.

[Aeoryi she/her]

31 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Granted. Unfortunately, all the power stays underneath Kredik Shaw, you’re left with an empty cavern.

I wish to become a fourth Bondsmith spren.

Granted. You also happen to be an unmade by the name of Yelig-nar.

I wish to receive an aluminum gnat

[aetherbound he/him]

granted, the nightwatcher gives you a bug covered in alumnum foil.

i wish to make grass extinct.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Aetherbound said:

granted, the nightwatcher gives you a bug covered in alumnum foil.

i wish to make grass extinct.

Granted. Gras takes over the world in it's place.

I wish to be remade

[aetherbound he/him]

granted. yelig-nar bonds you immediately after.

i wish to make gras extinct.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. grass takes it's place.

 

I want to know why my peers at school act so annoying.

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted: It is because they want to be away from you and you be lonely for the rest of school

 

I wish to be the DM and still can play DnD

Edited September 29, 2023 by Stormlit Shard

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you are no longer allowed to play anything besides what is in the dnd starter set(5e, not the updated/expanded quest)

I wish grass, gras, gra, gr, and g, would go extinct.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, you are no longer allowed to play anything besides what is in the dnd starter set(5e, not the updated/expanded quest)

I wish grass, gras, gra, gr, and g, would go extinct.

Granted. Grassssssss starts taking over the world again

I wish dnd 5e wasn't a thing anymore

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, 6e is even worse.

I wish Grassssssss would go extinct and not be replaced.

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted: Trees grow insanely fast where the Grassssssss used to be and Grasss replaces the trees.

 

I wish clouds were actually giant bubbles

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Stormlit Shard said:

Granted: Trees grow insanely fast where the Grassssssss used to be and Grasss replaces the trees.

 

I wish clouds were actually giant bubbles

Granted. They are now made of air, and a bit of water.

I wish for Grassss to start a new takeover

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted, Grass conquers all of Asia and is moving onto Europe with its new man-eating power

 

I wish that stinky cheese always smells like pork

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, but they disappear as soon as reach adulthood.

I wish to wonder why the stormlit hunger games are so cruel.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Stormlit Shard said:

Granted, Grass conquers all of Asia and is moving onto Europe with its new man-eating power

 

I wish that stinky cheese always smells like pork

Granted, but you don't know what pork smells like.

I wish grass goes back to being an autotroph.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

granted, but they disappear as soon as reach adulthood.

I wish to wonder why the stormlit hunger games are so cruel.

Granted. You receive this knowledge in terms of a death rattle

Just now, Aeoryi said:

 

I wish grass goes back to being an autotroph.

 

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted, but grass is now also poisonous and kills people 1/2 second after standing on it

 

I wish I knew what pork smells like if it smells good.

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, it doesnt smell good so youll never know

i wish to know the answer to the universe or whatever.

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted, you get it in the form of y=mx+b but you skipped middle school math and don't know what to make of it

 

I wish meat always tasted and smelled good and I am able to eat it

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by Stormlit Shard

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but you recieve a vision of the animal it came from being slaughtered in an excessivly violent fashion

 

I wish for the rest of the cosmere to be released instantly.

[Aredor]

Granted, but it only comes out in a language foreign to earthen society. 

 

I wish to become an Elantrian after the Reod.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but the fjorden empire's already taken Elantris over.

I wish for more wishes.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, but your bane is that it isn't.

 

soap.