Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted but you must first receive 5 banes in order to make a wish (that isn't a bane, just a parameter)

I wish for the Lego coin sound

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! Unfortunately it's a webfile that can only be played with adobe flashplayer.

I wish for some healthy mac and cheese.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but is is only flower, water and healthy cheese flavoring.

I wish to be able to control wind.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but only ones that blow to the north

I wish to water bend

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, but only ones that blow to the north

I wish to water bend

You get a negatively charged rod and are told to hold it near the sink.

I wish for the worst boon ever granted, alongside the best bane ever given

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! You die. Your bane is that it's painful.

I wish for the ability to detach and reattach any part of my body at will with no consequence to my health.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, but you feel pain every time you detach

i wish for the chance to do something over.

[Aeoryi she/her]

45 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

granted, but you feel pain every time you detach

i wish for the chance to do something over.

granted but you always seem to do it worse

i wish upon a star

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, but you are literally on the star.

i wish for world peace

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

A rock is handed to you.

I wish that illness ceases to exist.

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted you get a disease that can only affect paramecium.

I wish to get off this rock

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! You are mercilessly ejected into the cold vacuum of space, never to be seen again.

I wish for something silly!

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 hours ago, Sequence said:

Granted! You are mercilessly ejected into the cold vacuum of space, never to be seen again.

I wish for something silly!

Granted the joker is after you

I wish for a  way to get rid of that emoji on mobile

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, the nightwatcher gives you a font-applyinator with a font that makes that emoji invisible and makes all other characters look like versions of that minus 1 random pixel.

I wish for a shard.

[Aeoryi she/her]

25 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, the nightwatcher gives you a font-applyinator with a font that makes that emoji invisible and makes all other characters look like versions of that minus 1 random pixel.

I wish for a shard.

Granted. You receive the shard of pointlessness. It does nothing, except make odium come to kill you.

I wish for ACDC thunderstruck to be played on the radio.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. The second it starts you are struck by lightning and die.

I wish my shard was pointier.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is now 10% flatter as well.

I wish for a laser gun that shoots sunlight Aether

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

The gun shoots sunlight Aether who destroys you in response to getting hit.

I wish for a sword.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. Unfortunately it happens to be Desolation's plotblade, which causes him to go and kill you for taking it.

I wish for more single people jokes

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, they always make the other persons and you both awkward.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. you're a pokepasta protagonist. and not the one who survives.

cheese please.

[NameIess]

Granted. You now have to cheese any video game that you play.

I wish to know whether the Nightwatcher could blow up a star.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. they cannot. your bane is your best friend is being held hostage by a partially-evolved eevee that they hacked into their copy of pokemon crystal.

 

i wish for a bucket.

Edited September 12, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted!! It's full of holes.

I wish for a pail.  

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it's full of holes.

 

i wish for a bucket that does not have holes.