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The Nightwatcher chastises you for being disrespectful to the writing process.

I wish for my life to be free of spelling mistakes.

Posted

Granted. It now has punctuation errors in place of spelling mistakes

I wish to know what Chaemorash, the dustmother does without encountering the Dustmother.

Posted (edited)

Granted. Said character is slain by claw, the ex-knight-turned-cleric from paw patrol.

 

I wish for the DVD logo to hit the corner every time, and for @Aeoliae and her spren to live a happy, long life together in the world of twitch plays Pokemon.

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Granted, @Aeoliae has to deal with a plot of evil that sends them on a long happy quest. After the happy life together, however, they both die in eacother's arms. Then @Aeoliae wakes up. The DVD logo just happens to also hit the corner.

I wish for the power to make badly written books turned into a well-written book with the same plot and characters with a snap of my fingers.

Posted

Nightwatcher.exe has stopped working

Bane is: you're shy and awkward with video game characters, no matter what.

I wish for the ability to light buildings on fire in animal crossing new horizons.

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5 hours ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

Granted. Said character is slain by claw, the ex-knight-turned-cleric from paw patrol.

 

I wish for the DVD logo to hit the corner every time, and for @Aeoliae and her spren to live a happy, long life together in the world of twitch plays Pokemon.

Oh wow! thanks!

1 hour ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Granted. Unluckily, just before you asked, someone patented an underwhelming firecracker called World Peace.

I wish for ******

Granted, ****** has you.

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

Nightwatcher.exe has stopped working

Bane is: you're shy and awkward with video game characters, no matter what.

I wish for the ability to light buildings on fire in animal crossing new horizons.

Granted, each building that gets burnt down will contribute greatly to you pending arson charges.

I wish to have unlimited access to stormlight in the world of twitch plays pokémon.

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Granted. You are deemed Flareon spawn, aka, everybody in the main fandom hates you because of your mom, and everyone in twitch dates pokemon's fanbase won't stop shipping you with Abby and such. This bane also applies to your spren. F.

 

Wish for heal Eevee.

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40 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

Granted. You are deemed Flareon spawn, aka, everybody in the main fandom hates you because of your mom, and everyone in twitch dates pokemon's fanbase won't stop shipping you with Abby and such. This bane also applies to your spren. F.

 

Wish for heal Eevee.

Granted, but its a yu-gi-oh! card and everyone doesn't believe its real.

I wish to know who abby is (don't watch pokemon) and disable twitch chat.

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Granted, Abby is twitch's first starter, a Charmander... Know what, imma post the helixpedia entry. Twitch chat refuses to be disabled, because of plot armor.

https://helixpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Abby

 

I wish for fish, on a dish, to be gifted to the false prophet (aka, aforementioned Flareon,) and to make sure it's safe via constant spy-checking pyros in the kitchen. (Yeah, only @PyroPhile and I will understand that last bit.)

 

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9 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

Granted, Abby is twitch's first starter, a Charmander... Know what, imma post the helixpedia entry. Twitch chat refuses to be disabled, because of plot armor.

https://helixpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Abby

 

I wish for fish, on a dish, to be gifted to the false prophet (aka, aforementioned Flareon,) and to make sure it's safe via constant spy-checking pyros in the kitchen. (Yeah, only @PyroPhile and I will understand that last bit.)

 

Granted, this fish is on the dish but yet you are served with it. You are eaten by a giant greatshell, which spits you out in disgust, but now everyone knows you as "that dude who got spat out by a chasmfiend xd noob"

I wish for twitch chat to be sent to damnation and not come back.

Posted

Granted. All nat 20s are now no longer an auto-success.

I wish to DM an actual play podcast.

Posted

Granted, The actual play podcast blocks your dms

I wish to have my spren and I not living in some random video game, but still living 

Posted
1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted, you are both in a dragon's stomach, with no way to get out for eternity.

I wish for the ability to always write brilliantly well.

Granted. The nightwatcher gives you a strange gemstone and tell you to swallow it. After you swallow it, you realize you have bonded yelig-nar, the blightwind, and you can now use all surges, including the surge of motivation. That's the bane. You can write brilliantly, but you are constantly having to appease Yelig-nar.

I wish for my (and my spren's) adventure to never end 

 

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Granted, you cannot communicate with your spren.

I wish to never hear a song I won't like.

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1 minute ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted, it's all in an alien language that takes your entire lifetime to fully translate, keeping you from ever seeing the culmination of your life's work.

I wish to never hear a song I won't like.

Granted. Instead, you hear your name, which causes you to go mad.

I wish for my spren and I to go on an adventure.

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Just now, Aeoliae said:

Granted. The nightwatcher gives you a strange gemstone and tell you to swallow it. After you swallow it, you realize you have bonded yelig-nar, the blightwind, and you can now use all surges, including the surge of motivation. That's the bane. You can write brilliantly, but you are constantly having to appease Yelig-nar.

Bold of you to assume I'm not already bonded to Yelig-nar, or any unmade for that matter.

Just now, Aeoliae said:

I wish for my spren and I to go on an adventure.

Granted, the adventure is titled "The Beyond". And, guess what, it's set in the Beyond!

I wish for a slice of pizza.

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Bold of you to assume I'm not already bonded to Yelig-nar, or any unmade for that matter.

Granted, the adventure is titled "The Beyond". And, guess what, it's set in the Beyond!

I wish for a slice of pizza.

Granted. Said slice of pizza is actually an avatar of Autonomy, who is now extremely mad that you killed one of her avatars, and slowly invests in your world over the course of a thousand years and kills you.

I wish to have a NORMAL adventure set in the cognitive realm with my spren.

Posted
Just now, Aeoliae said:

Granted. Said slice of pizza is actually an avatar of Autonomy, who is now extremely mad that you killed one of her avatars, and slowly invests in your world over the course of a thousand years and kills you.

I wish to have a NORMAL adventure set in the cognitive realm with my spren.

Granted, it's so normal that you and your spren die of boredom.

I wish to be Adonalsium.

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted, it's so normal that you and your spren die of boredom.

I wish to be Adonalsium.

Granted. You gets scattered and people fight over your parts.

I wish to have an INTERESTING adventure in the cognitive realm with my spren AND NOT DIE.

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Granted. You hear cheesy love songs every time you get in a fight.

I wish for modern mainstream music to be more quality.

Edited by The cheeseman
Posted
43 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. You hear cheesy love songs every time you get in a fight.

I wish for modern mainstream music to be more quality.

Granted. You hear cheesy anime love songs when you are not in a fight.

I wish to swear the third edgedancer ideal without dying, mulitation etc of me or my spren

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