Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[S. Stormy she/her]

Granted. The wolves kill you and everyone you love.

I wish for world peace forever and no curse. And no stagnation. And no boredom.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. It lasts forever, but you are trapped in a single repeating second just before your wish takes effect.

I wish for the ability to instantly transport.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you can only transport people named Iam A Stickington.

I wish for the ability to remember all of my dreams.

Edited July 28, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
forgot to add wish.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you only dream about eating boring porridge.

I wish for the ability to transport myself.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, you can now transport yourself by pulling yourself along the ground with your arms. Your bane is you have no legs.

I wish it were tomorrow. (Tomorrow meaning the day after the day I wrote this.)

[S. Stormy she/her]

It is now tomorrow. Unfortunately, tomorrow is exactly the same as today.

I wish for eternal happiness for all, no strings attached.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Granted. You now have long iron chains attached to you at all times so you can't go anywhere. (They aren't strings)

 

I wish for the ability to become really good at something after only 10 minutes of practice.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, but you lose the ability to be good at it after an hour and can never get good at that specific thing again.

I wish for a chocolate brownie

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for an unlimited supply of everything I need to survive healthily and happily.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. it is on the top shelf, and you are too short to reach it.

I wish for better ideas.

[Yumiya]

You are given the power to see a glow when sections of text are good ideas, proportional to its value, but your power short circuits all technology, making things like the internet, video games and cellphones useless to you. (You have to go to the library, but then get banned because you keep breaking all their computers.)

I wish for the ability to understand what my dogs say.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are incapable of speaking any form of understandable human

I wish for technology to work again.

[Yumiya]

Granted. Earthbased technology does work, but you put off a magnetic field that disrupts technology within 10 feet of you.

I wish that my house magically never had dust.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that cats constantly find their way into your house and create large piles of cat hair.

I wish for a powerful magic staff. running out of ideas.

[Yumiya]

22 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. Your bane is that cats constantly find their way into your house and create large piles of cat hair.

I wish for a powerful magic staff. running out of ideas.

My dogs already create rafts of dog hair that I could use to sail the seas of shadesmar. That curse seems a bit cruel (highly allergic to cats).

But, wish granted. You get a powerful magic staff... but uncharged and that can only be charged in another dimension, that you do not have access to without access to the power of the staff.

I wish that money actually grew on trees.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Pennies start growing on a single, almost dead tree in Norway.

 

I wish I was an Edgedancer.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You have no access to Stormlight.

I wish for @The Wandering Wizard's staff to be charged.

[Yumiya]

Granted: @The Wandering Wizard's staff is charged with investiture keyed to someone else, making the power inaccessible to him.

I wish for the ability to operate, both mentally and physically, effectively on no sleep. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you also have narcolepsy, and fall asleep randomly and without warning.

I wish to do well in my job interviews

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Granted, your inbox and voicemail are now flooded with millions of job offers. Only a few are good.

I wish I could fly.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted. You can fly. You cannot come back down.

I wish for a shardblade

[Yumiya]

Granted: You are given a dead shard blade and the ability hear it scream every time you touch it (like Radiants do)

I wish for more bookshelves.

[SzethTheHonorblade]

Granted, your bookshelves are made of living trees.

I wish for better Pokemon UNITE skills.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You no longer have any clue what that is, and so do not use that skill.

I wish for the ability to shrink things.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You can't control what things you shrink.

I wish for the ability to always draw sweepers in games of EDH when someone gets an overkill boardstate.

 

(Me fervently hoping that the Nightwatcher can't speak in MTG jargon)