Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now insane

I wish to be strong in the force

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. you are also strong in the force of antigravity, but you can't control it, so you are being forcefully pushed away from everything.

I wish to smack Todium

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are brutally murdered by Odium and your soul tortured for eternity. Your bane is that you will never go insane

I wish to be a mandalorian jedi

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You become the entire Empire's #1 target in all of the Galaxy.

I wish to have a pet fox.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You also have a pet hound, and the movie the Fox and the Hound proceeds to play out.

I wish for Todium to realize the inconsistencies of killing a ghost and then go insane.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you also go insane

I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but you also go insane

I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it

as per previous bane, I cannot go insane.

Granted, they are blowfish and hate you because you keep antagonizing them in an attempt to make them blow up.

I wish for a giant hermit crab to live successfully on Roshar.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Uh... granted? It's seen as a chull by it's owners and literally everyone else. Unfortunately, it dies before maturity.

I wish to stop having writers block and JUST GET MOTIVATED.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you become an electrum ferring. you also have a problem with writing utensils.

I wish to have a giant spider crab live on roshar without coming to harm and terrify people, though it won't actually harm them.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

... granted, the night watcher clocks you with Dalinar.

I wish for a Shardblade.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

23 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

... granted, the night watcher clocks you with Dalinar.

I gladly look at Dalinar's clocks. I love how people keep forgetting I'm a ghost.

23 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish for a Shardblade.

Granted. you are unable to say every third word when you speak(continuous count from the beginning of the bane). You skip over it, regardless of what you intend to say.

I wish for the planet of Roshar to be a huge space crustacean that ate a world and went to sleep. @The Wandering Wizard

Edited May 21, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now live on Roshar when it wakes up and gets hungry

I wish for abomination to die.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, not sure how long it will last. Bane: you must now write your sentences backwards.

I wish for every other vowel to be replaced with "e".

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Grented, bet yee heve te speek leke thes tee.

E wesh thet E dedn't heve te speek leke thes enlees E wented tee.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

GRENTED. You now are a cockroach and are being prepped to be feed by your siblings

I wish to be a member of Yoda's species.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted. For some reason, you can't use the force.

I wish to be myself in human form again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Naw yaa mast talk laka thas.

I wish to be a force sensitve individual.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Grantad, bat naw yaa alsa hava ta talk laka thas.

A wash ta nat hava ta talk laka thas.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Grantad, bat yaa ara naw Gagar tha Avarlandar.

A wash ta hava waraa's fartang pawars

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Grented. Yee new fert elet, wetheet centrel.

E wesh te net heve te telk leke thes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now stuck in China, did you say You now fart alot without control?

I wish to have supreme control over my farts.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You are now stuck in China, did you say You now fart alot without control?

I wish to have supreme control over my farts.

yes.

Granted, now you burp a lot without control. How am I stuck in china?

I wish to no longer be stuck in china.

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, you are stuck on Arrakis. Without a stillsuit.

I wish to be Bookwyrm the Overlander instead of Gregor the Overlander.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Ares throws you off for not being Gregor

I wish to know all chuck norris jokes that are ever said.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but now Chuck Norris never existed.

(Bookwyrm the Overlander has a bat named Artemis, not Ares.)

I wish that NASA's Artemis program would go faster.