Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now quintupple jointed everywhere.

I wish to be able to fly faster than light.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You are now quintupple jointed everywhere.

I wish to be able to fly faster than light.

Granted, you realize how stupidly dangerous that is, right? Bane: your hands are now backwards

I wish for fish

Edited May 17, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Well I can fly at least that fast if I wish. 

Granted. You're bane is there was no wish and you now see through your ear.

I wish to be able to phaze through objects

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You are able phaze through whatever you wish, which means that you can see (x-ray vision style) halfway through any object. You are unable to phase through objects, however.

I wish for the ability to inhale rocks easily.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you are now able to inhale rocks easily. You are not internally reinforced, so this is not exactly safe. 

I wish to echolocate

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. At some random point on your life, you will echolocate once for exactly 0.001 seconds.

I wish for wings.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you have functioning avian wings, but you have to practice a lot before you can use them to fly. Bane: they are always your least favorite color.

I wish to have good eyesight

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted but you lose your toes

I wish to be able to phase through things.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, but every time you do it is painful

I wish to have infinite charge on my fully functioning computer

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now phase through everything

I wish to not experience pain.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, you now have no ears(but can still hear)

I wish for a pizza.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. It has bugs and pineapple on it. Your bane is you must always have bugs on pizza

I wish to be able to ride animals

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You now speak only in rhymes

I wish to control my phasing

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes.

You are now stuck in a mess

Rhyming is fun,

but now I'm done. 

Reverse this curse

Or you'll be a horse

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, but you will now speak in slant rhymes.

I wish to know what kind of mess I'm stuck in.

[NameIess]

Granted. Your mess gets ten times worse every time you think of it.

I wish to be able to turn off stress.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! Now that all stress has been removed, everyone who was a therapist loses their job. Same with many structural engineers, as now that stress doesn't have to be accounted for in buildings, integrity specialists are no longer needed. And they all have you to thank! 

I wish for some popcorn.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, the various stress-related former job ocupants come after you.

I wish to no longer be in any mess created by a previous bane or boon, or this bane and boon

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, but you run out of paper towels cleaning up said messes.

I wish to grant by bane and boon to someone else via hemalurgey

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. The bane can't be seperated from the boon. You are also dead from being stabbed by a hemalurgic spike

I like Ike

I wish to be able to stop having to rhyme

Anybody want a peanut

 

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted you have to sing everything you say.

I wish to meet Inigo Montoya.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but you now have six fingers on one of your hands.

I wish that I would know what to wish for, because I don't know what to wish for again.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, you know what to wish for. your bane is that it doesn't get granted.

i wish for something completely different

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. the something different is you just get a bane. Your bane is, you must take all the tests before you go to sleep again.

I wish for the Amazon Rainforest to be renewed.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, you are now a Galapagos turtle(variety of your choice)

I wish for a way to block notifications from certain threads, even when people I follow post on them.