Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You now have tiger paws instead of hands.

I wish to be able to transform into different animals

Granted. You are limited to dog and cat.

I wish to be able to drive safely with my paws

Edited May 13, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but a police pulled you over and have you a ticket for speeding.

I wish to catch a huge fish, take pictures then let it go.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

6 hours ago, Maddie The Survivor said:

Granted, but a police pulled you over and have you a ticket for speeding.

I wish to catch a huge fish, take pictures then let it go.

Granted. The pictures are on old-fashioned film

I wish to have the money to pay the ticket without getting in trouble for it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You only have enough money to pay the ticket, and you'll never be able to have more money.

I wish for a nice car.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are plagued with flies

I wish to be able to change my ghost shape

[AFdooda]

Granted. They do not contain what you thought they did. (I'll leave what they do contain up to you.)

I wish to comprehend the Cosmere.

 

EDIT: I have since realised that this comment did not appear where it was meant to on this feed!?!?

Edited May 16, 2022 by AFdooda

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You lose the ability to do math, though.

I wish to be able to do math really well, on a related note.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

16 hours ago, AFdooda said:

Granted. They do not contain what you thought they did. (I'll leave what they do contain up to you.)

?????? this makes no sense.

9 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted. You lose the ability to do math, though.

I wish to be able to do math really well, on a related note.

Granted. you are on a ship hurtling towards a black hole

I wish to do well on my english project.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your English project turns into a water well.

I wish to be super strong.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you have the strength in proportion to your body size as an ant. As an unrelated boon, you are now light enough that a breath can blow you around.

I wish for o good theatre production

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now are stuck in the shard forever

I wish to be able to transform into all animals.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You now are stuck in the shard forever

I wish to be able to transform into all animals.

I'm fine with this.

You have wished for this several times already, so It is granted, and you get a mental smack when you least expect it for repeating a wish.

I wish to never get a dehydration headache, or in other words, to always be properly hydrated

Edited May 16, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. The grammer police are now on you for 

17 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

re[eating

I wish to never get sick.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. I have fixed my mistake, and your bane is the inability to watch youtube for a month

I wish for a working computer

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now constantly have a monty python running on your computer such as How Not to be Seen.

I wish for cats that like to cuddle.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, but they still have murder buttons.

I wish for Monty Python to be PG.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

the boon and bane do not have to be related to the wish, so you get an infinite supply of sandwiches but you lose your taste buds.

I wish for something completely different.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

48 minutes ago, Some Random Spren said:

the boon and bane do not have to be related to the wish, so you get an infinite supply of sandwiches but you lose your taste buds.

I wish for something completely different.

all boons are supposed to be related to the wish, but not the banes.

Granted, you must now write every third post on the shard as a ketek

I wish for Monty Python to be PG

Edited May 17, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Guest]

Granted, but you go blind so you can't ever see the pg version 

I wish for no school

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. Your bane is, you need college education to get a job.

I wish to be able to see

[Some Random Spren he/him]

57 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

granted. Your bane is, you need college education to get a job.

I wish to be able to see

Granted, you can see upside down

I wish for a stick

 

1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

all boons are supposed to be related to the wish, but not the banes.

really?

i must have misunderstood the message that started this thread lol, sorry if i did since i seem to do stuff like that a lot

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

53 minutes ago, Some Random Spren said:

Granted, you can see upside down

I wish for a stick

 

really?

i must have misunderstood the message that started this thread lol, sorry if i did since i seem to do stuff like that a lot

that's fine, clarification is always helpful

Granted. the stick will become fire at some point.

I wish to flip the screen I am watching so that I can understand it.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now a cat

I wish to be able to fly

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, you can fly at one meter an hour.

i wish for the stick to become a normal stick once it becomes fire.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you have a stick that is always on fire and never used up. Your bane is: you are allergic to smoke.

I wish to have opposable thumbs(I'm still a ghost, so this is funny)