Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

9 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You will forever have a cat rubbing your leg.

I need to post all books I have read in my about me.

I wish to have the superpower to have the power from any books I have read. Over 100 fantasy books at least

same

Granted. You may have the superpower for only three minutes at a time, with a cooldown of five hours.

I wish that stellarlune would come out sooner.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted, it's buggier than Cyberpunk was on release.

I wish for a non-hemalurgic cookie.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Some Random Spren said:

Granted, it's buggier than Cyberpunk was on release.

I wish for a non-hemalurgic cookie.

I'm okay with this, as its a book.

Granted *hands cookie* It is non-hemalurgic. (TUBA for the Win!) Your bane is, you loose your sense of taste.

I wish for the house my family is renovating to be sold so we recoup all costs and gain a nice profit.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I'm okay with this, as its a book.

ah my misunderstanding lol

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish for the house my family is renovating to be sold so we recoup all costs and gain a nice profit.

granted, but half the profit is cut because of taxes

i wish for an infinite cookie jar

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Some Random Spren said:

ah my misunderstanding lol

granted, but half the profit is cut because of taxes

i wish for an infinite cookie jar

Granted, you get a jar that holds a single cookie that is replenished whenever removed(saves energy). As your bane, You can no longer smell(as in, with your nose)

I wish for more people at my school to read Sanderson so that I can talk with them about it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now have the most annoying song stuck in your head on permanent repeat.

I wish for MHR Sunbreak add 60+ new monsters

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, your internet is now really slow.

I wish for Minecraft

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. It is now a mashup of terraria and minecraft.

I wish for FTL internet.

Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. all your devices are slow.

I wish for the Create mod in Minecraft.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now have the curse of Tantalus.

I wish for curses mostly unrelated to my boons.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, I try to do that anyway. You are now purple.

I wish I never got hungry or had to eat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You die painlessly from hunger, as you only said that you "didn't have to eat", which does not mean the same thing as "didn't have to eat to live". 

I wish for humans to smarten up and stop murdering the Earth.

Edited May 10, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Humans go and start murdering other planets.

I wish to have an affinity.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. Humans go and start murdering other planets.

I wish to have an affinity.

Granted, you have lice forever

I wish for a fancy guitar

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Granted, you forget how to play the guitar, and are unable to learn again.

I wish for school to be over.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted, you have now missed all your finals.

I wish for the cosmere to be real.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. A galaxy over 100,000,000 lightyears away from Earth is discovered, and it is named, "Cosmere."

I wish for some rocketboots.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now Vector.

I wish to not have a mild insomnia that I occasionally have.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you get severe insomnia.

I wish for a big, cooked, delicious jimmy dean sausage.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, you are now addicted to the most expensive steak you can buy.

I wish for people to play me back on Board Game Arena

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. They will only play Star Wars: Outer Rim.

I wish to be able to sleep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

6 hours ago, Sequence said:

Granted. You die painlessly from hunger, as you only said that you "didn't have to eat", which does not mean the same thing as "didn't have to eat to live". 

drat. knew I forgot something. I am now a ghost, and can no longer die.

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. They will only play Star Wars: Outer Rim.

I wish to be able to sleep.

granted. You move at half the normal pace of everyone else.

I wish for the dishes to do themselves without any harm comming to them.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Granted, but you have to eat only your favorite meal every day for every meal.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

Granted, but you have to eat only your favorite meal every day for every meal.

I wish for the ability to fly.

okay, I'm fine with that. you did not specify the volume I must eat, and my favorite meal can change.

Granted. you lack fine motor skills

I wish for more time

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now a mime.

I wish to be able to speak every langauge fluently including animal languages (esentially a really powerful polygot)