Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NameIess]

Granted. your bane is that you lose your vision.

I wish for an empire.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You get a plot of land about the size of a placemat, in which lives one street urchin.

You also get a mild headache.

For the rest of your life.

I wish for five walruses.

[Scarletfox]

Granted! You grow a moustache to match theirs that grows at extreme speeds and will never stop, soon we will see tangled 2

I wish for my water bottle to be forever full of clean and delicious water.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You never have access to any English keyboards on your phone ever again. You can’t type in another language and then use Google Translate.

I wish for the power to stop time.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

10 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for five walruses.

Granted (I know I was ninja'd, but I'm granting this one anyway).

The 5 walruses do everything together in such a seamless fashion it's almost as if they are...

Your bane is that cats follow you wherever you go.

11 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for the power to stop time.

Granted!

Unfortunately it also stops for you too, but you can sure stop it. Your bane is that your nose hairs smell like Limburger cheese.

I wish that I had an original Dogvinci painting.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it's ripped up

I wish for the next Stormlight Archive book to have more of my favorite character (It's Renarin)

[Quivil]

Granted, but it has no plot and is a novella.

Your bane is that you have to have it on you at all times, and it's much heavier than it should be for it's size and material...

I wish for a ghoti.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I have no idea what that is and neither does the Nightwatcher. You get a pet goat, an apology note, and a tendency to speak in rhymes that you can’t get get rid of.

I wish to be able to learn and master anything in one day.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you only have it mastered for one day. After that, you can never do it again.

I wish for my finger to stop hurting. 

[NameIess]

48 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish for my finger to stop hurting. 

Granted. Your finger is cut off with a shardblade.

I wish for my fingernail to heal.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. It heals, maybe too much. How big was your fingernail again? 

I wish the milk for my coffee wasn't sour. 

[NameIess]

Just now, Eluvianii said:

I wish the milk for my coffee wasn't sour. 

Granted. It tastes like mud.

I wish for a cool rock.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but now you are blind

I wish for more time to sleep

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! Everyone forgets who you are, including you family, friends, acquaintances, etc.

I wish for six walruses.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for six walruses.

Granted. You lose 50^6 percent of the clothes from your dresser.

I wish for seven walruses.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You lose 50^6 percent of the clothes from your dresser.

I wish for seven walruses.

Granted! You lose all of the clothes not in your dresser, in addition to 25.473% of the ones in it.

I wish for eight walruses.

[NameIess]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for eight walruses.

Granted. All of your friends and family lose 50^8% of their clothes.

I wish for 9 walruses.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. All of your friends and family lose 50^8% of their clothes.

I wish for 9 walruses.

Granted. You have to eat all the clothes in your dresser or you die.

I wish for ten walruses.

[NameIess]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for ten walruses.

Granted. 50^10% of the clothes in the world appear in your dresser.

I wish for a pet spren.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You get a pet cultivationspren who loves gardening sculptures of walruses.

I wish for eleven sculptures of walruses.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for eleven sculptures of walruses.

Granted. My pet cultivationspren makes them. (He's still learning.)

I wish for a nonsentient pet spren.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Granted! It simply follows you around everywhere; while shopping, into the bar, into the restroom... etc.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted! It simply follows you around everywhere; while shopping, into the bar, into the restroom... etc.

What type of spren is it?

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish for the ability to teleport.

Granted. You lose the ability to move in any other way.

I wish for a leash for my pet spren.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You get a pet creationspren who really likes emulating your cultivationspren’s walruses. You also lose x clothes in your dresser (x being two times the intelligence of your cultivationspren based on Taravangian’s scale)

I wish for twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren.

Edit: oops, ninja’ed twice lol

Edited October 7, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[+Ark1002]

On 10/7/2021 at 0:44 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Granted! You get a pet creationspren who really likes emulating your cultivationspren’s walruses. You also lose x clothes in your dresser (x being two times the intelligence of your cultivationspren based on Taravangian’s scale)

I wish for twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren.

Edit: oops, ninja’ed twice lol

Granted, you have twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren.

You now see out of your ankles.

I wish to have my normal eyesight back.