Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Good job!

You now have three mosquito bites on your leg.

I wish for delicious chocolate cake.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. You have diabetes. 

I wish for XD to come back. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. Everyone who uses it drops dead.

I wish for the power to shapeshift.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Granted! You can shapeshift once and you can never go back. I wish for the power to grant any wish from anyone infinitely in any form or way.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted!

You never get to have anything sweet ever again.

[The One Ring she/her]

You did not make a wish, the Nightwattcher is confused.

I wish for a PC

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Apologies.

Granted!

Every time you look at something cute, you bang your head on the table consecutively 10 times.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Again, you have failed to make a wish. The Nightwatcher is confuzzuled. 

I wish to be able to taste any taste, feel any feeling, feel anything, smell any smell, or see any thing at any time.

Edited July 17, 2021 by Flaming Coinshoot

[NameIess]

21 hours ago, Flaming Coinshoot said:

I wish to be able to taste any taste, feel any feeling, feel anything, smell any smell, or see any thing at any time.

The Nightwatcher seems confused as to why anyone would ever want this, but obliges. You can taste any taste, feel any feeling, feel anything, smell any smell, or see any thing at any time, but unfortunately you can't stop tasting every taste, feeling every feeling, feeling everything, smelling every smell, and seeing everything. Your bane is immortality and immunity to insanity.

I wish for the ability to play any retro game that I want.

[Honorless he/him]

On 7/18/2021 at 6:14 AM, Nameless said:

I wish for the ability to play any retro game that I want.

Granted, you can play any retro game that you want, for two other games that you hate

I wish for the ability to copy any food that I taste and recreate it perfectly

[Fabien]

8 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to copy any food that I taste and recreate it perfectly

Granted. You no longer regenerate taste buds.

I wish for infinite time.

[AonEne he/him]

On 7/30/2021 at 9:46 PM, Fabien said:

Granted. You no longer regenerate taste buds.

I wish for infinite time.

Granted. You don't have an infinite life, though. 

I wish for true platonic love. 

[NameIess]

38 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish for true platonic love. 

Granted. You now have a sibling.

I wish for a trident.

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Granted, you get a piece of gum.

I wish everyone a great day

[AonEne he/him]

On 8/2/2021 at 9:19 AM, Nameless said:

Granted. You now have a sibling. 

Nice, I've been needing one of those! 

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

8 hours ago, Chasmessian said:

Granted, you get a piece of gum.

I wish everyone a great day

Granted, you have a terrible one.

I wish to have a wish with no bane.

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said:

I wish to have a wish with no bane.

Granted. Since you're so insecure about getting a bane, the Nightwatcher will graciously give you a curse instead. Your curse is that you will hurt yourself by accident every year on april 1st, in a different way each year. Also, since it's a curse and not a bane, it's hereditary.

 

I wish for a printer that never runs out of ink.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Granted, it's always overflowing with ink. You can't staunch the flow or stop it in any way, and it will continue to overflow forever. 

I wish for a Wazikashi.

[Honorless he/him]

On 8/3/2021 at 5:41 AM, Flaming Coinshoot said:

I wish for a Wazikashi.

Granted, but a very murder-happy ninja comes along with it

I wish for a loyal murder-happy ninja

[Guest]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, your murder- happy ninja is loyal to everyone except you.

I wish for the ability to talk to my crush and make him fall in love with me.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Elf_at_heart said:

I wish for the ability to talk to my crush and make him fall in love with me.

Granted. However, he will die five seconds after you have said conversation.

I wish for sick rubix cube solving skills.

[Guest]

21 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. However, he will die five seconds after you have said conversation.

Oof. Ouch. 

21 hours ago, Nameless said:

I wish for sick rubix cube solving skills.

Granted. However, you will never be able to apply said skills, as all your fingers will permanently break.

Edited August 9, 2021 by Elf_at_heart

[Eluvianii he/him]

At your silence, the Nightwatcher sees the strongest desire in your heart. She grants it, but at the cost a kitten's well-being.

I wish for a chocolate with the shape and size of a velociraptor. 

[NameIess]

Just now, Eluvianii said:

I wish for a chocolate with the shape and size of a velociraptor. 

Granted. Unfortunately, you are now diabetic.

I wish for a bunny.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately, it hates you and is deadly to touch. 

I wish to live.