Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted. You can no longer see the color green.

I wish for a bead of Lerasium.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You are wildly allergic to metal.

I wish for wait times to be shorter at the libray

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted, the librarians have now taken over the world and so they are more libraries and the traffic is more spread out.

I wish for YOUR nachos.

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Granted. They were poisoned. 

I wish for the Shard of Focus.

[Soulbinder she/her]

6 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted, the librarians have now taken over the world and so they are more libraries and the traffic is more spread out.

I actually meant like wait lists for certain books before you can read them. 

 

3 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. They were poisoned. 

I wish for the Shard of Focus.

Granted. You now- is that a bird?

I wish for a book in a language I can’t read.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Soulbinder

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Granted. You will never be able to read the book, even if you learn the language.

I wish for a vaccine for the virus to become widely available.

And what was my bane again?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You now are illiterate.

I wish for someone else's nachos.

 

[Soulbinder she/her]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. You now are illiterate.

I wish for someone else's nachos.

 

Granted. They are burned beyond recognition.

I wish I was actually funny.

6 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

And what was my bane again?

I lost my Focus.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 minute ago, Soulbinder said:

I wish I was actually funny.

Granted, Hoid.

I wish I knew what the unknown shards are.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Shard of Reading

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Wish #1. Granted. You now can only read out loud in pig latin.

Wish #2. Granted. You have lost the ability to laugh.

I wish that I was a bronze ferring.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

5 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

I wish that I was a bronze ferring.

Granted, You are now constantly influnced by ruin.

I wish I was cool

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Granted. Nobody notices, though.

I wish there would only be one active wish at a time.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

16 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. Nobody notices, though.

That defeats the point of my wish.

Granted. The nightwatcher does not know what you want so nothing happens.

I wish for a pokeball

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Granted. It's broken. Your other wish is changed so that instead of nobody noticing, you see inverted. (Blue turns to orange, red to green, etc.)

I wish for a portal to the Cosmere.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. It's broken. Your other wish is changed so that instead of nobody noticing, you see inverted. (Blue turns to orange, red to green, etc.)

I wish for a portal to the Cosmere.

Granted. You step into the big fight (Mistborn)

Spoiler

between Kelseir and the Inquisitor.

I wish for a WORKING POKEBALL

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Granted. You accidentally catch yourself.

I wish to meet Vin, Wax, and Wayne, and not have any of them mistake me for an enemy. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You meet them at the same time and they think they are enemy's.

I wish for a laser gun.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. You meet them at the same time and they think they are enemy's.

I wish for a laser gun.

Hate to break up the cycle, but I’ll be granting this wish

Granted, but oddly enough, it’s jammed when you need it the most.

I wish for the ability to juggle.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Hate to break up the cycle, but I’ll be granting this wish

Granted, but oddly enough, it’s jammed when you need it the most.

I wish for the ability to juggle.

Granted. You can only juggle chainsaws, and your not perfect

I wish for a phaser gun

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Granted. But it tends to explode.

I wish for Truthless of Shinnovar to not worry about "breaking up the cycle."

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. Now you worry about breaking up the cycle.

I wish for a pizza

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Granted. It's your least favorite kind.

I wish for Vin and Kelsier to meet George Washington. 

[Mat he/him]

Granted. But because of the current times it is over a Zoom meeting in a place with bad wifi

I wish for a pile of sand

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. It is melted.

I wish for a signed mistborn leatherbound.

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Granted. It's signed by some random person.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

8 minutes ago, Matrim's_Dice said:

Granted. But because of the current times it is over a Zoom meeting in a place with bad wifi

I think they'd all be amazed by something like Zoom.