Chuck Norris Facts

[Soulbinder she/her]

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris's Social Security number is the last nine digits of pi.

[LightRinger he/him]

Chuck Norris ate a kandra to become himself.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Chuck Norris can punch his own reflection instead of merely giving it a fist bump.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris uses a Shardblade to pick his nose.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn the light on. He turns the dark off. 

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Chuck Norris knows the last number.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Burning pewter does nothing for Chuck Norris' physical ability because you can't enhance what's already perfect.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chuck Norris has only used the bathroom twice. Once in Hiroshima and once in Nagasaki.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris is every Epic's weakness.

[JPGU]

This is not a fact about Chuck Norris but a question. I remember that there is a WoB that says that the members of the bridge four make jokes about Kaladin like the ones we make about Chuck Norris, could someone help me find that WoB?

 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris could run all of the bridges by himself.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris's thermostat is set to -1 degrees kelvin.

[Lunamor she/her]

Tornado season is caused by Chuck Norris eating too many beans.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris loves to sunbathe on Canticle 

Edited June 8, 2024 by One of the Ten Fools

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Chuck Norris was present at the race between Fleet and the highstorm, it was just that he'd already made it back to the Origin before any of the other two had moved an inch.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

If chuck norris where to fall (which would never happen) the ground would be hurt, and not Chuck Norris. 

[SPECTRE120]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris is featured at the end of every book because he always gets the last word.

[Mr.froog]

Chuck Norris is the reason that hurricanes only have one eye

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Chuck Norris is the reason Adonalism shattered

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Preservation put more into humanity than Ruin, well he definitely put more into Chuck Norris

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

Chuck Norris puts the milk first then the cereal... then he puts the bowl.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Spam callers call Chuck Norris to apologize.