Lunamor she/her Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 (edited) Gimme all your best Chuck Norris facts! I’ll start: Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. It’s not dead, just too afraid to move. Edited December 10, 2023 by Lunamor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 Chuck Norris died twenty years ago. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 (edited) Chuck Norris dosen't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Edited December 20, 2023 by Ookla the Wierdo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 When Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands… well, after he left, they were just called the Islands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 (edited) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its descendants are known as giraffes. Edited December 22, 2023 by Lunamor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelsierFortnite he/him Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 (edited) When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark. Edited January 23 by KelsierFortnite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 (edited) Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Edited January 23 by One of the Ten Fools 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father he was the man of the house now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; he pushes the world down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 When Superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Chuck Norris was once bitten by an extremely venomous snake. After three days of intense pain, fever, and chills, the snake died. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 When monsters go to bed, they check in the closet for Chuck Norris. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Chuck Norris doesn’t have a backspace button in his computer. Chuck Norris will never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris never submits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 If Chuck Norris went to another dimension where there was another Chuck Norris, and they fought they would both win. The universe is expanding. all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 The flu has to get yearly Chuck Norris shots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 (edited) Santa was real before he forgot a present for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can kill a cat 10 times Edited February 1 by One of the Ten Fools accidentally repeated a joke, so here is a different one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he could do. Chuck Norris replied "all of them" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi-truck’s gas tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 A dinosaur once looked and Chuck Norris funny, and you know what happened to them. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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