Soulbinder she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Chuck Norris's Social Security number is the last nine digits of pi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Chuck Norris ate a kandra to become himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Chuck Norris can punch his own reflection instead of merely giving it a fist bump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Chuck Norris uses a Shardblade to pick his nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Chuck Norris doesn’t turn the light on. He turns the dark off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Chuck Norris knows the last number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Burning pewter does nothing for Chuck Norris' physical ability because you can't enhance what's already perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Chuck Norris has only used the bathroom twice. Once in Hiroshima and once in Nagasaki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Chuck Norris is every Epic's weakness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPGU Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 This is not a fact about Chuck Norris but a question. I remember that there is a WoB that says that the members of the bridge four make jokes about Kaladin like the ones we make about Chuck Norris, could someone help me find that WoB? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Chuck Norris could run all of the bridges by himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Chuck Norris's thermostat is set to -1 degrees kelvin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted Tuesday at 07:55 AM Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 07:55 AM Tornado season is caused by Chuck Norris eating too many beans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted Friday at 03:15 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 03:15 PM (edited) Chuck Norris loves to sunbathe on Canticle Edited 12 hours ago by One of the Ten Fools 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted yesterday at 12:00 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 12:00 AM Chuck Norris was present at the race between Fleet and the highstorm, it was just that he'd already made it back to the Origin before any of the other two had moved an inch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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