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3 hours ago, Orderbound said:

I ate the cookie... am I in?

*As a stranger walked through the alley, he spotted a one of the Dark Alley's 'ahem' patrons asking a question*

*"If you want to join the Dark Alley," a Secret called out to Orderbound, "my best idea would be for you to ask of the Void."...*

*"Making a sale," a Secret continued, "might be a good course of action to gain favor."*

Posted
On 10/28/2016 at 4:33 AM, winter devotion said:

The moody wolf girl with an attitude problem walked into the Dark Alley and promptly fell asleep in the middle of a very important scientific research project.

Aha! Just when I was wishing we had someone to test these... *ahem* baked goods on. How... Fortunate. I guess my chromium spike is working.

 

 

5 hours ago, Orderbound said:

I ate the cookie... am I in?

If you want to help purvey baked goods imbued with ruinous powers... I suspect yes.

  • 1 month later...
Posted

*A stranger walked into the alley, seeing all about their work. "I need to find nightblood and some shades to test investiture corruption, the stranger thought as he strolled through the alley."*

*As the stranger came to the Void, he kneeled and said, "Anyways, I've come to report a success. @Madmoody ate some cookies."*

*The stranger stood back up and walked towards deeper parts of the alley to continue his research...*

 

Posted

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Another soul under @Secrets belt, I have partaken of the forbidden cookie. Although I am no longer... "properly" human... I shall devote myself to the culinary arts. BTW- how many spikes did Telsin have? I think Suit had three.

 

Posted
28 minutes ago, McMatt100 said:

cookiesandspike.jpg

Another soul under @Secrets belt, I have partaken of the forbidden cookie. Although I am no longer... "properly" human... I shall devote myself to the culinary arts. BTW- how many spikes did Telsin have? I think Suit had three.

 

Three as well. You don't have to eat cookies to join us here. To become an active member in full, you have to put up lots of Hemalurgic research and contribute to its science, or make an *ahem* sale. I've been a more recent part of this place, so as far as rules of the Dark Alley, the old members will be able to best inform you.

Posted
1 hour ago, McMatt100 said:

How would I make a sale? Find a new "customer" and have them come down the dark alley o' baking?

The usual method is to offer cookies to new members in the Introduction thread.

Posted (edited)

Soaring into the dark alley on self-granted lines of blue light, the small man lands before the void. His bones crunch from the impact, but immediately knit together. He approaches the Void at Feruchemical speed, his dark blue robe rippling in the fluorescent glow of the mist- like stormlight rising from his skin.

"I have done what you asked..." He rasps to the Void in a heavy Scottish accent. "And..." MY GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE SCIENCE OF HEMALURGY-- Drumroll- I have gained ethical licensing for our "baking experiment"!!!

*Fanfare* Hemalurgy.docx *Trumpets*

He awaits the approval of the Void.

Edited by McMatt100
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
On 2/1/2017 at 0:38 PM, McMatt100 said:

Soaring into the dark alley on self-granted lines of blue light, the small man lands before the void. His bones crunch from the impact, but immediately knit together. He approaches the Void at Feruchemical speed, his dark blue robe rippling in the fluorescent glow of the mist- like stormlight rising from his skin.

"I have done what you asked..." He rasps to the Void in a heavy Scottish accent. "And..." MY GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE SCIENCE OF HEMALURGY-- Drumroll- I have gained ethical licensing for our "baking experiment"!!!

*Fanfare* Hemalurgy.docx *Trumpets*

He awaits the approval of the Void.

This is excellent.The legal side of things is often overlooked by those denizens with an aptitude for science and not law. This, combined with our official disclaimer makes us more legitimate than ever. Granted, legitimacy is a figment of the limited consciousness possessed by mortals, but it's helpful all the same. Well done McMatt, well done.

Also, the fanfare was a nice touch.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

I like cookies and I have murdered ahem fed people...

Am I in?

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Posted
On 3/1/2017 at 9:15 PM, Rage said:

I like cookies and I have murdered ahem fed people...

Am I in?

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Welcome, Rage.

Please make yourself at home, but mind the Tarsiers as they tend to go for the trachea.

We ask that all incoming Denizens make a sale on the introduction thread.

Happy Baking!

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Fatebreaker said:

We ask that all incoming Denizens make a sale on the introduction thread.

Happy Baking!

Done and done!

Edited by Rage
Posted
45 minutes ago, Szeth Son-Son Mallano said:

are there other groups? Rage is my friend & he doesn't want me to join. plus I want to know who else there is

Of Sanderson Elimination or RP? There are several RP things going on, such as the Reckoner's RP, a mistbon rp, and others

Posted (edited)
On 3/3/2017 at 1:01 PM, Secrets said:

Of Sanderson Elimination or RP? There are several RP things going on, such as the Reckoner's RP, a mistbon rp, and others

Sanderson Elimination

What are all of the teams?

Edited by Szeth Son-Son Mallano
Posted

Most games have pretty straightforward signups (and if they don't that is explained in the initial post on the signups thread).

So, pretty much just post that you'd like to sign up on the signups thread. The signups thread will be the only thread with "LG31" in the name in the Sanderson Elimination forum.

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