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[Observer]

[lMG]http://i.imgur.com/qEXVP3W.gif[/lMG]

 

I may or may not have encountered something fundamentally wrong a while ago, and there's a chance I did my best to destroy it.

[Left he/him]

Five times out of a rubber ducky mine is going to be hurt'n'heal or something else along those lines.

[Voidus]

http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/14879-people-you-wouldnt-want-to-meet-in-a-dark-alley/page-2#entry175596

Updating my sig

[Curiosity he/him]

¡ʇɐǝu ʎʇʇǝɹd sı sıɥʇ ¡ʎǝɥ

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Okay, I've seen this thing around on other forums, basically, press Ctrl+V or right click and select paste and post your result! (Yes, this is totally pointless)

 

Mine:

Conspiracy theories are like the weird aunt in the family, either 

 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfFZYcjrjfaxGS4ZWW-wEhA

My youtube channel. Very random. 

[Cartith he/him]

My client is the Columbus Summoners University, a group dedicated to the online game League of Legends. The group's clients include students who currently play League of Legends, students who want to play League, and non-students who want to play or want to watch people play League. The group's goals include building a player base for League of Legends at CSU and possibly entering into the Collegiate League of Legends. The Collegiate League of Legends is a group of colleges that play League competitively, and students can even earn scholarships from playing League of Legends. The main goal of the group is to help students become better players of League, and create a CSU League of Legends team. 

 

Columbus Summoners University currently uses social media to advertise our events and to help players get in touch with each other through our Facebook group. Our goals for social media include being able to more accurately assess our player base to figure out when events should be held, and what type of events  we should hold. 

 

Challenges we anticipate are: being able to gain the attention of the majority of League of Legends players at CSU, and to be able to use social media to keep them interested enough to continue to attend our meetings. Unfortunately, our first event did not go so well due to techinal issues, so one immediate challenge is to professionally apologize and convince people to come to our rescheduled first event. 

 

Major things we need to know when planning our social media presence are: what others are saying about us, good or bad, what are our competitors doing, and where are most of our audience at?

 

For us right now, people are mostly talking about our recent event. Our competitors are planning other events, so we need to watch what they are planning, so that we can schedule our events on other days in order to not conflict on campus resources. Most, if not all, of our audience are on Facebook, so that will most likely be our main source of advertising. 

 

A college assignment.

[Curiosity he/him]

// choosing stances

var userChoice = prompt("Do you choose rock, paper, or scissors?");

if (userChoice !== "rock" && userChoice !== "paper" && userChoice !== "scissors") {

    userChoice = prompt("Let's try that again, shall we?");

}

console.log("You:" + " " + userChoice);

 

// computer's "choice"

var computerChoice = Math.random();

if (computerChoice < 0.34) {

computerChoice = "rock";

} else if(computerChoice <= 0.67) {

computerChoice = "paper";

} else {

computerChoice = "scissors";

} 

 

console.log("Computer: " + computerChoice);

 

// compare function

var compare = function (choice1, choice2) {

// tie protocol

    if (choice1 === choice2) {

        return "The result is a tie!";

        var userChoice2 = prompt ("Pick again! Rock, paper, or scissors?");

        var computerChoice2 = Math.random();

        if (computerChoice2 < 0.34) {

computerChoice2 = "rock";

        } else if(computerChoice2 <= 0.67) {

computerChoice2 = "paper";

        } else {

computerChoice2 = "scissors";

    return compare(userChoice2, computerChoice2);

        }

 

    }

// rock protocol

    else if (choice1 === "rock") {

        

        if (choice2 === "scissors") {

            return "rock wins";

        }

        else {

            return "paper wins";

        }

    }

// paper protocol

    else if (choice1 === "paper") {

        if (choice2 === "rock") {

            return "paper wins";

        } 

        else {

            return "scissors wins";

        }

    }

// scissors protocol

    else {

        if (choice2 === "rock") {

            return "rock wins";

        }

        else { 

            return "scissors win";

        }

    }

}

 

compare(userChoice, computerChoice);

[Observer]

I'm tempted to downvote you for reminding me of the days when teachers would force me to create that kind of tedious code. Have an upvote for having code at all instead.

[Argent he/him]

http://mashable.com/2014/09/09/apple-livestream-down-twitter-reactions/

[Ashiok]

Hooray for the obligatory coding of RPS!

 

Isn't it easier to assign Rock the number one, Paper two, and Scissors three (For the computer?)

That's how they taught us to do it.

[Argent he/him]

Hooray for the obligatory coding of RPS!

 

Isn't it easier to assign Rock the number one, Paper two, and Scissors three (For the computer?)

That's how they taught us to do it.

 

Yes, but it's less user friendly. It's a simple app, so it doesn't really matter, but generally it's better to capture the user input in a form the user is familiar with (e.g. "paper") than to hand them a longer prompt (e.g. "Enter 1 for [rock], 2 for [paper], or 3 for [scissors]: ") and save yourself a few lines of code and your computer a few cycles. Otherwise we'd all be inputting things in binary

 

Let's not nitpick the paste though

[Voidus]

https://www.facebook.com/SKSgames

[Steel he/him]

http://www.wired.com/2014/11/ios-8-developer-side/?mbid=social_twitter

[Redbird he/him]

https://soundcloud.com/spagheddy

Sent a music page to someone.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

- /    -   /   -     /    -   /     -        /

(G)If this be error and upon me proved,

 

     -  /   -     /       -    /      -     /  -      /

(G)I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

 

Gah, I'd nearly forgotten I was analyzing Poetry before i got on. Now I need to go finish my homework, now that i've been reminded.

[Voidus]

900-51846807
I have no idea what this was from...

[RawToast225 he/him]

This is an audition I recorded today.

Edited November 4, 2014 by Jabberwocky42

[Curiosity he/him]

He was growing tired of these constant recruitment messages. What did he need to do before they stopped? Hang a sign on his gate, "No recruiters, please"? 

[mail-mi he/him]

And now, behold, I give unto you a commandment, that when ye are assembled together ye shall instruct and edify each other, that ye may know how to act and direct my church, how to act upon the points of my law and commandments, which I have given.

 

well alright then. 

 

 

 

And a thousand high school teachers screamed in agony at the W-word. 

 

My history teacher actually reqires a wikipedia source, because he says "you'll use it anyways"

Edited November 5, 2014 by mail-mi

[Seonid he/him]

 

This is me copy-pasting the first part of Kobold's latest post from the files of David Charleston for my signature. I added the other half of the spoiler myself.

[Zas678 he/him]

 

 

I suppose from my welcoming new victims members to the 17th Shard

[Delightful]

 

 

I suppose from my welcoming new victims members to the 17th Shard

You might find some competition from the Dark Alley there....